N.O.B.

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Optimistic :baseball:

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Fine.

Just making sure I have my baseball lingo down...

0-3 = fine?

 

[mashburned]

Yankees.Wont.Win.Another.Game.

There, I said it.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Just making sure I have my baseball lingo down...

0-3 = fine?

Saving his A swings for second half and triple crown... so, yep.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Yankees.Wont.Win.Another.Game.

There, I said it.

 

[_Rooster]

Today at a gas station I saw a very large woman with a tail attached to her butt.

Women with tails . . . exist.

Why do they do that? Because it's super fun? Do they smear the poo on the butt to block UV rays? Both?

Possibly to impress the other hippos? Maybe by marking the riverbank as territory, the biggest stinkiest hippo attains a certain swamp donkey status. Fish swarm them in a feces feasting frenzy when they return to their aquatic habitats which cleans them up.

 

[mashburned]

^ that's awesome. I should've been a hippo.

I'm not doing a lady with a tail.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

So, on my last sunny day of my weeklong stay in Cape May, NJ.

I strongly recommend for a beach vacation spot.

Primo restaurants, culture, architecture and pristine beaches

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

So, on my last sunny day of my weeklong stay in Cape May, NJ.

I strongly recommend for a beach vacation spot.

Primo restaurants, culture, architecture and pristine beaches

Glad you had a good vacation. Are you over the bronchitis yet?

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Glad you had a good vacation. Are you over the bronchitis yet?

No. Wife wanted me to go to emergency care... it's relentless. And I'm sure annoying to everyone around me.

I am not sitting on a line to get antibiotics.

Lots of rednex down here. Surprised.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

No. Wife wanted me to go to emergency care... it's relentless. And I'm sure annoying to everyone around me.

I am not sitting on a line to get antibiotics.

Lots of rednex down here. Surprised.

Hate to hear that. Get well, brother.

 

[-Mav-]

I'm not doing a lady with a tail.

I'm not either....unless she says, "Ummm, ok, I'll let you have sex with me."*






*hat tip to some anonymous comedian on HBO, I think

 

[-Mav-]

So, on my last sunny day,
Of my weeklong stay,
In Cape May,

A little change in formatting and voila, your post was quite poetic.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

A little change in formatting and voila, your post was quite poetic.

 

[-Mav-]

That's picturesque AF.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Yeah but this is what they look like from the back...

 

[TriangleUKCat]

A guy who looks like a drug-addled Stephon Marbury is outside my office yelling "HEY TOOTS! BE WITH ME!" at literally every female that walks by.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

So, on my last sunny day of my weeklong stay in Cape May, NJ.

I strongly recommend for a beach vacation spot.

Primo restaurants, culture, architecture and pristine beaches

And it's just a ferry ride from Rehoboth Beach, DE. But then you are in Delaware and are 5000000x more likely to unwillingly find yourself watching a di*k sucking contest.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

And it's just a ferry ride from Rehoboth Beach, DE. But then you are in Delaware and are 5000000x more likely to unwillingly find yourself watching a di*k sucking contest.

*Lewes.

Gays dig good food, so I'm all for it.

 

[mashburned]

And it's just a ferry ride from Rehoboth Beach, DE. But then you are in Delaware and are 5000000x more likely to unwillingly find yourself watching a di*k sucking contest.

:joy: A WHAT CONTEST?

 

[ukwildcat2004]

A guy who looks like a drug-addled Stephon Marbury is outside my office yelling "HEY TOOTS! BE WITH ME!" at literally every female that walks by.

I ran into a homeless guy once that was like my sister works for the state. I was like that's cool. He said well its in the forestry division. Again I was like that's cool. Then pointed to a forest on a hill and said that's her office. I guess it's possible he wasn't lying.

 

[-Mav-]

A guy who looks like a drug-addled Stephon Marbury is outside my office yelling "HEY TOOTS! BE WITH ME!" at literally every female that walks by.

I guess that's marginally better than him yelling it at dudes.

 

[-Mav-]

Phelps go in the water?
Shark in the water?
Great white shark?


Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies...

 

[UKGrad93]

I wonder if the new host of the Gong Show is as coked up as the original.





I hope so.

 

[funKYcat75]

I wonder if the new host of the Gong Show is as coked up as the original.





I hope so.

It's Mike Myers doing a character.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

I gotta give props to @Willy4UK. I have no idea how the hell you have given up meat. As I had bacon for lunch and pot roast for dinner, I thought there is no way I could do without that juicy goodness.

 

[-Mav-]

I wonder if the new host of the Gong Show is as coked up as the original.

I hope so.

I hope he's also a CIA hit man, like Chuck.

 

[-Mav-]

Is Elon Musk/Tesla a real person/entity, or the greatest Potemkin Village in history? I honestly don't know.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Phelps go in the water?
Shark in the water?
Great white shark?


Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies...

He's gonna need a bigger bong.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I gotta give props to @Willy4UK. I have no idea how the hell you have given up meat. As I had bacon for lunch and pot roast for dinner, I thought there is no way I could do without that juicy goodness.

Well, willy very well may have gone on another type of meat diet. Dude was talking about wanting to drink ***** awhile back.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I ran into a homeless guy once that was like my sister works for the state. I was like that's cool. He said well its in the forestry division. Again I was like that's cool. Then pointed to a forest on a hill and said that's her office. I guess it's possible he wasn't lying.

That was no run of the mill homeless guy you were chatting up. That was "Brother Nature"...Mother Nature's estranged heroin addicted step brother.

 

[ukwildcat2004]

Well shoot KS I was amongst a celebrity and didn't realize it.

 

[UKserialkiller]

That was no run of the mill homeless guy you were chatting up. That was "Brother Nature"...Mother Nature's estranged heroin addicted step brother.

hahahahahahahaha "brother nature"

That's GD gold there.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Is Elon Musk/Tesla a real person/entity, or the greatest Potemkin Village in history? I honestly don't know.

Ran into a pair of gays in sarasota bar. Guy said he knew Elon. I think he was full of **** honestly

 

[UKserialkiller]

Well, willy very well may have gone on another type of meat diet. Dude was talking about wanting to drink ***** awhile back.

Still would. Just not straight from the tap

 

[UKserialkiller]

I gotta give props to @Willy4UK. I have no idea how the hell you have given up meat. As I had bacon for lunch and pot roast for dinner, I thought there is no way I could do without that juicy goodness.

Kinda easy brother. Just another transition of life. It's kinda like giving up meth. Once you do it and get thru the struggle, it's no problem

 

[mashburned]

Willy, I'm worried about you, but I support you and your lifestyle choice.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Willy, I'm worried about you, but I support you and your lifestyle choice.

I don't. I'm selfish tho.

It's kinda like when Howard Stern went on Americas Got Talent. Evolution yes. Transformation no.

MWGA!!! And make him eat a pile of fiery chicken wings that make his anus bleed gloriously.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Willy, I'm worried about you, but I support you and your lifestyle choice.

hahaha, man. Think at how many animals I am saving tho.There's at least half a cow able to run and live because I haven't eaten it.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I don't. I'm selfish tho.

It's kinda like when Howard Stern went on Americas Got Talent. Evolution yes. Transformation no.

MWGA!!! And make him eat a pile of fiery chicken wings that make his anus bleed gloriously.

hahaha, I have convinced myself it's not the chicken wings that make my anus bleed, it's the incredibly hot sauce that's put on it.