Meh, been chatting with my ex-sister-in-law in Germany on Facebook just now. She has been known to give it up.
Is this a record or what?
Is this a record or what?
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Trying to smash your sister in law? My brother pulls ugos so I can't relate
Oh you can get her bro. Thing about me is I don't chase puss. Just gotta act like you couldn't care less and for some reason they come back with haste. Here's a tip start getting dialogue with her(like you are now) then stop even replying to her. Next time she's in town she'll beg for it. Hope you aren't close with your brother lol
Please shut up, you SOB.
If **** happens right, my *** is making a bee-line back to Germany in a few months.
Eff the world. Life is short.
(just finished chatting with ex sister in-law and she is totally unattached from some stupid gypsy)
Must, MUST, renew passport. Don't fail me now, Donald.
Donald is about the puss, email him and he might fly you out for free. He's also going to bang that chick while you watch, but hey you'll be in the same room
Get your brother to put a good word in for you
. I believe in you brother. Hit that ****
thanks, man.
By ****, if I can, I'm gonna nail it. Eff my ex old lady and her boyfriend she's known since the 70s.
and screw you. I love you man!
By ****, if I can, I'm gonna nail it. Eff my ex old lady and her boyfriend she's known since the 70s.
and screw you. I love you man!
Do you want me to take care of this guy? I've got a particular set of skills and my dad(who was a doctor) taught me a couple of his favorite untraceable deaths. This got dark quick I promise I'm a good guy.
Hello all its ya boy RR,
Have had a ****** time recently. Actually been a ****** month. Guess that goes with a pregnant. Can't believe I'm 25 with a kid on the way. ***** nuts. I'd love to get some input on kids. Should I run to another state or nah? I feel like I need to gtfoh but on the other hand I would love to build a family. Sometimes feels like I'm too young. Then I think when my kids 15 I'll be ****** 40 Jesus Christ. I'll figure it out. Maybe not. I miss my dad most days. Sometimes wish I died for instead of him. He was a DR. Would've saved more than I could wish for. My family hates me these days. Vent over.
Again, ya boy RR
Have had a ****** time recently. Actually been a ****** month. Guess that goes with a pregnant. Can't believe I'm 25 with a kid on the way. ***** nuts. I'd love to get some input on kids. Should I run to another state or nah? I feel like I need to gtfoh but on the other hand I would love to build a family. Sometimes feels like I'm too young. Then I think when my kids 15 I'll be ****** 40 Jesus Christ. I'll figure it out. Maybe not. I miss my dad most days. Sometimes wish I died for instead of him. He was a DR. Would've saved more than I could wish for. My family hates me these days. Vent over.
Again, ya boy RR
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Near orlando and tampa. Where ya gonna be? Congrats on making a baby too
Austin- you going to Germany?
I'm thinking about in a year that I may try to make a baby. I'm 42. So you're fine. Trust me the years go by quuick. One day you're wiping your kids ***. Next thing you know, they are wiping yours.
I feel like willy has dabbled in everything from satanism to maybe male genitalia. Lol.
I'm 31 and just had my first child. Willy you just gonna make a baby with some random chick? Ya know you may have done that on your .4 don't give an eff night lol.
Naw, i got a 27 yr old girlfriend. I may knock her up.
I have to get a reverse vasectomy first. Then I'll shoot it all over her
Well that's nice. You can always tell your offspring of how their mother gave you a ma9ll parking lot bj. True love lol
You need to write your memoires now.
I get rights to them. The Hispanic dude slinging **** beer has nothin on my man Willy.
Sorry I got out of hand last night.
Still wanna bang my ex sister in-law, though. I wanted that *** 30 years ago. She's available now.
Still wanna bang my ex sister in-law, though. I wanted that *** 30 years ago. She's available now.
GD Willy. You're gonna f around and lose the majority of your CEO salary to a wife a baby.
But that is a beautiful thing.
Then you can post gyero about prep schools and credit card point games.
Lol hell yea.
But that is a beautiful thing.
Then you can post gyero about prep schools and credit card point games.
Lol hell yea.
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Four in a row!:scream:
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Man, I dunno. I'd love to leave immediately, but can't. Doubt if I'll travel this year unless something heats up with that gal.
Just watched E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Cool flick. Reminds me of this poster from back in the day:
He is afraid. She is not.
He is afraid. She is not.
Man, you should go. Prolly a lot of refugees there now, but you still try it. Just make it worth the trip. Hit it a few times
+1
Yeah, refugee camp took over the base where I was stationed 30 years ago. It's located about 2 miles outside the town (Burbach) on top of a mountain, near the old missile battery (downrange). Refugee hordes running around all over the place. My ex, her boyfriend, ex mother in-law and ex sis in-law all live in a 2 story duplex. Delicate situation. Afraid I may piss ex old-lady off. My son, his girlfriend and my other granddaughter all live in another town a few miles away.
Good lord. The German drama going on in that place. Shew man. That's gotta be tough bro.
Absolutely not. I got one and he's working on being an only child at this point.
Tread lightly, brother. That has "disaster" written all over it.
It wasn't on an air mattress but dag gummit. I did gOOd! Lookin at you willy.
That is all. Carry on.
That is all. Carry on.
Sunday afternoon, dreading tomorrow randos:
- Judgey just hit a effin seed off Geddy Lee. 114mph exit velo. Never got over 30' high. Jeesh. 8-1 Yanks. Stick it.:baseball::baseball:[thumb2]
- Wifey and boys currently slaloming I-79 in West Virginia on way to Louisville. I'm sticking here to make money. Eff me.
- Just hooked up cloud Laser Printer. Of course it needed atypical setup with pressing some goddamn button on the router to make the **** work. Success tho.
- Me and dog gonna go to park then I'm sending her to the neighbors house as I can't watch her for the week.
- I do NOT want to go to work tomorrow. Shocker.
- This Lynn Bowden kid has a weird heroin vibe to him. I hope he is as good as his hype.
- I just about don't drink anymore... I have a liquor cabinet packed, wine Cellar stocked and fridge packed with beers but it's too much work. I need to grow some weed. Depressing and sad that I've grown so boring. I guess my next step is veganism. Nah.