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Samson Simpson

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That's gay af Willy. Your awful salad farts are not going to impress that young lady you're after.

Catpaw has 2 hours and 39 minutes to release Mashburned, or he's taking his talents to Reddit.

You know how you go to catpaw.com and click on forums and the paddock is not there? Like they're intentionally hiding us from the e-world, depriving the young children out there. That's f'd up!
 
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Does she have great credit? Best of luck.

I think it sounds like a trap. Bitches be crazy man.

Also, sorry you were roofied and raped by Roadmaps LOL. That sucks.
 

UKserialkiller

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Does she have great credit? Best of luck.

I think it sounds like a trap. Bitches be crazy man.

Also, sorry you were roofied and raped by Roadmaps LOL. That sucks.

I think she does indeed. Because I'm gonna need it after this condo goes to foreclosure hahaha

Ahh, pretty sure this one isn't a trap.

hahaha Roadmaps use to give me a flip phone to use to sell blow and I gave her half an 8-ball each month for it.
 

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Mash, I'll show you soon a modelling gig she did last month.

I feel high end man hahaha
I saw pics and was, like,
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Hahaha roadmaps was a ride or die *****.

Still feels like a trap. Divorces ain't cheap. Model chick probably eats sushi all day. Does she do drugs?

Chicken is LIFE


She sure was. Owned her own construction company. Rough broad man

She's a vegan. She smokes very lil herb. No hard stuff. Actually very moral chick. Quite surprised. Kinda shocked

Ahh, won't be that expensive. I don't own anyhting
 

herodotus6

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+1.

Went there for a while. Can't get over the chicken hurdle.
The ex/not really anymore is a pescatarian, meaning she eats seafood and veggies. I'd try some of the things she would eat, and I gotta say, the morning star farms "chicken" was pretty good. Their "bacon" wasn't bad either. Not as good as the real thing, but for someone that wanted the taste of it every now and then, it wasn't awful.
 

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Herod - that cat video was stupid as fuq, but it made me lol. Hahaha

Tonight, I cheated death. Last week the light in my bathroom exhaust fan quit working. Changing the bulb didn't fix it. So tonight, I picked up a whole new fan/light assembly. Thought I had the right breaker turned off (the one for the lights). The other lights in the bathroom were out.

Anyways, I get everything together and put the new light bulb in and it lights up, which is odd since I never flipped the breaker back on. For ***** & giggles, I tried the breaker for the gfi outlets. Yeah, that one killed the power to the thing I was working on.

I know, csb.
 
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Herod - that cat video was stupid as fuq, but it made me lol. Hahaha

Tonight, I cheated death. Last week the light in my bathroom exhaust fan quit working. Changing the bulb didn't fix it. So tonight, I picked up a whole new fan/light assembly. Thought I had the right breaker turned off (the one for the lights). The other lights in the bathroom were out.

Anyways, I get everything together and put the new light bulb in and it lights up, which is odd since I never flipped the breaker back on. For ***** & giggles, I tried the breaker for the gfi outlets. Yeah, that one killed the power to the thing I was working on.

I know, csb.
Damn. At least you were working with A/C power, so you have 60 times a second to break away. Still, that would be a helluva jolt.
 

UKGrad93

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We have tried burning the place down a few times. Stay tuned. We'll get there sooner or later.
Maybe I should go out to Omaha when you come out. We could go visit John Higgins.

I weighed in on the flat earth thread. Didn't read much of it and only made it through 3 min of the video. Have physics degree (radiation mainly). Never took an astronomy course. Anyways, gravity.
 

UKGrad93

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Damn. At least you were working with A/C power, so you have 60 times a second to break away. Still, that would be a helluva jolt.
Haha. Just don't touch two wires at the same time. I've seen light fixtures changed without cutting power (not that I advocate that).
 

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So South Carolina could play for men's and women's titles. That's crazy. Add Clemson with the football title. It's been a good year for SC sports teams.
 

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After reading some news above, the takeaway is: where can I get some cock rings and a penis pump?

Yes, but it really helps if you're too large for the pump in the first place.

I'm free and hungry as hell. Plotting things like bacon, eggs, rolls, Cheerios, muffins, hash browns, toast, pancakes.

I discovered the secret to eating pizza rolls last night. Normally I would hold them horizontally and bite em flat, the stuff oozes out, burns you, etc. Well, in one of my most genius moments on this BGE I turned that pizza thing sideways, so it's vertical and I bit into the edges like you would to crack a sunflower seed, and it split perfectly in two allowing me to really savor my pizza rolls.



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herodotus6

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Haha. Just don't touch two wires at the same time. I've seen light fixtures changed without cutting power (not that I advocate that).
Yeah, as long as you can keep the other two wires away from you, assuming you were working with a ground, you are good, but I would never recommend that.

We work around three phase power at work, and anywhere between 200-800 amps depending on the gear being used. I don't even want to think about taking a jolt from that.
 
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Here's the call where Mississippi State got John Higgins'd last night.


During the game, this was a play-on no-call. Mississippi State then went on to play a possession and the next dead ball, the refs went to the monitors. Live-action it looked like a flop, and slow-mo was even worse. Pissed me off because if you think it may have been flagrant, then you obviously thought it was a foul. Call one at that moment and go to the monitors, or let it go. Once possession changed and the whistle didn't blow, play TF on.

You honestly have to wonder if they were trying to fix it, one ref walked away after they showed the replay a couple of times like they didn't want to be a part of whatever was about to go down, the other two took a good five-seven minutes going back and forth to the monitor before finally calling it a flagrant one. It somehow, gets worse from there.

Because the dead ball was called in UCONN's possession, they got two shots, and the ball back. They made both free throws, and on the following play, one of their girls absolutely bulldozed a Miss. St. player into the court. Both feet were set, and she got ran over, no-call. Luckily, the shot was an airball, and then this happened.


If Doris Burke isn't married to Jim Spanarkel, she ought to be. She was licking so much ref carpet last night during both the monitor review and defending the no charge call, I thought she was gonna gag on a whistle.
 

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Here's the call where Mississippi State got John Higgins'd last night.


During the game, this was a play-on no-call. Mississippi State then went on to play a possession and the next dead ball, the refs went to the monitors. Live-action it looked like a flop, and slow-mo was even worse. Pissed me off because if you think it may have been flagrant, then you obviously thought it was a foul. Call one at that moment and go to the monitors, or let it go. Once possession changed and the whistle didn't blow, play TF on.

You honestly have to wonder if they were trying to fix it, one ref walked away after they showed the replay a couple of times like they didn't want to be a part of whatever was about to go down, the other two took a good five-seven minutes going back and forth to the monitor before finally calling it a flagrant one. It somehow, gets worse from there.

Because the dead ball was called in UCONN's possession, they got two shots, and the ball back. They made both free throws, and on the following play, one of their girls absolutely bulldozed a Miss. St. player into the court. Both feet were set, and she got ran over, no-call. Luckily, the shot was an airball, and then this happened.


If Doris Burke isn't married to Jim Spanarkel, she ought to be. She was licking so much ref carpet last night during both the monitor review and defending the no charge call, I thought she was gonna gag on a whistle.
That UCONN girl flopped her head back like a PEZ dispenser.
 
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I was pissed watching it last night. Felt MSU got shafted that it went to the monitor in the first place without a foul being called on the floor. You felt it was play on worthy and allowing MSU a full possession, yet next dead ball, you just happen to want to check the monitor to give UC**T two shots and the ball with the ability to take the last shot? Which just so happened to be just what they needed to be able to win the game. Nothing fishy about that at all.

Then, a blatant charge ten seconds later with a ref looking right at it, and they swallow the whistle. Refs tried giving that game away last night, the basketball Gods just didn't let it happen.

I'm really hoping that John Higgins'd catches on as a phrase for a ref making a ******/missing an obvious call. Kinda like Munsoned in Kingpin.
 

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IDGAF whether it's the greatest team ever losing in the greatest upset ever, I just can't bring myself to watch chicks try to play basketball. Not only is it not natural, they suck at it -- they suck at it long and hard.
 

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Another thing IDGAF about? Kids traveling baseball teams, that's what. Oh, you wanna traipse little Prestyn all over the GD country so you can vicariously live out your dream of being a being a ball player? Then pay for it your f--king self and stop harassing me every time I go into Wal-Mart to pick up some duct (take note of the proper spelling all you rubes lurking about) and cable ties.

"Would you like to donate to our baseball team?" Sorry kid, but FO. I pay for my own **** with money that I earned by working -- and I sure as hell ain't gonna spend my hard-earned coin on some snot-nosed little bastard like you. You want $20? Go wash my f--king car then we'll talk. Otherwise I suggest you do like I did and hit rocks out of your driveway with a broomstick in the scorching hot sun all day long instead of playing on your f--king iPhone until it's time to load up the Limited Edition Range Rover and drive three hours just so you can strike out 3 times and pitch a hissy fit crying that it's not fair 'cause he threw the ball too fast.

Yeah, so what I'm pissed about not being in the Final Four -- so what?