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Idk what banana Hammock pics are. But apparently you are familiar with them.
That's genius Willy.
I just got a letter from the state telling me I might qualify for a program covering 100% of my funeral expenses up to $35,000! So that's wonderful news!
I just got a letter from the state telling me I might qualify for a program covering 100% of my funeral expenses up to $35,000! So that's wonderful news!
Gotta think bigger. Do a partnership with some porno outlet like vivid or something and have some of their "talent" lend their likeness. This is a million dollar idea.
Get in witness protection now. That's a government warning they are going to kill you and cover it up.
Damn Mash. A 35k dollar funeral. That's big time.
Herod- absolutely. That is a million dollar idea. What guy wouldn't wake up with morning wood, roll over and f*** a few built in vaginas. Blow his wad and then go back to sleep
Herod- absolutely. That is a million dollar idea. What guy wouldn't wake up with morning wood, roll over and f*** a few built in vaginas. Blow his wad and then go back to sleep
Well it was a term coined in the 90's so you're either out of the loop or born in the 2000 era.
That's a banana hammock, for your sexual preference(maybe?)
Too keep the gay to straight ratio straight I'll post this.
Btw I fully expect to be banned with how the mods have acted recently.
I've recently been told calling out trolls will not be tolerated via mod JB. The fact he doesn't think "cardsstink" is a troll is laughable, and threatening banning a long term member must be the solution. Getting kind of sick of it. It's the internet how about ppl not get offended by an opposing take. You seem cool tho jed hope you liked the tit video
But did you like the tit video? "And it'd be cooler if you did"
I think it would be unwise for me to answer anything related to a salacious nature on here.
So, went to the deli next door for a couple sausage and egg biscuits and decided to walk since it was a somewhat nice morning. On the way back, my neighbor is outside and I assume on the phone with a friend, or at least I hope. Walking by, I hear, "Why do we have to shave our ******* if no one ever sees it?".
After immediately chuckling in my head and thinking "what would Willy do?", I yelled out, "So we ain't picking lettuce out of our teeth when tossing your salad.". She jumped and her face turned as red as the bricks to her house. I just looked at her, smiled, and gave a cousin Eddie *******'s full hello wave.
http://www.gregoryclassics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/*******.jpg
After immediately chuckling in my head and thinking "what would Willy do?", I yelled out, "So we ain't picking lettuce out of our teeth when tossing your salad.". She jumped and her face turned as red as the bricks to her house. I just looked at her, smiled, and gave a cousin Eddie *******'s full hello wave.
http://www.gregoryclassics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/*******.jpg
Damn straight uncle jed is "cool". Coolest mod on this board…for whatever that title is worth.
Pretty sure he got "assigned" to watch us in the beginning by The Man like some sort of NOB thread overlord or some such nonsense…but I can honestly say that he has handled that task with class and an unbelievable amount of grace by giving each of us a rather immense amount of latitude and leeway. I mean this thread has produced a wide variety of various questionable topics that have included posts that would have otherwise been eradicated in other threads or even possibly would have led to a perma-ban by a "less cool" mod in certain situations.
Uncle Jed has even somehow managed to "fit in" with this group of jackals. I would go one step further and say that he is actually "one of us" but the dude doesn't like chili…so i can't in good conscience say that he is one of us now can I? After all, what kind of grown man doesn't like chili? He may not even be human…not fully anyway.
But yeah…Uncle Jed is most definitely "cool" in my book.
Man, went to hardees and they have updated their menu board according to law so I'm looking at all that goodness but now there are calories under the pictures. Why is the govt trying to shame me?
Mash, sometimes in life it is quite necessary for one to turn a blind eye.
Dat be one of dem moments, brother.
Some people look at those calories and see shame. Others look at those same calories and see a challenge.
This is the worst commercial currently airing---and it's not debateable.
Shut up Ray. I like to think it did so I don't need some random ******* raining on my parade ok.
Hell yes!!! Man, that's inspiring.
I ate my breakfast regardless. Bacon breakfast platter....but I am confused, the sign said like 600-1000 calories. So idk what that means. You can choose ham, sausage, or bacon. I did bacon, so that's probabaly healthy at the 600 calorie mark. Idkfk. I was gonna get a cinnamon raisin biscuit (my weakness) but i did refrain.
