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Kaizer Sosay

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Getting slimmer should improve both your reaction time and your range of motion which means you might even be able to finally hit a curve ba...wait...who am I kidding? That ain’t eva gonna happen. Hahaha

Glad you are healthy & feeling well. Sounds like you are a...

 

-Mav-

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What’s a daily menu like for you?
1. A “salad” with an unholy amount of Better Bodies avocado mayo, real olive oil, and pecans. This is a meal in itself. I calculated the portions one time and it has 100+ grams of fat (mostly in monounsaturated form) and around 1200 calories. It’s fvcking delicious. Basically the lettuce is merely a vehicle on which the mayo and olive oil ride.
2. About 6-8 ounces of some form of lean meat, whether it’s chicken, pork chop, salmon, etc...
3. Random handfuls of pecans, walnuts, almonds, and or macadamia nuts.
4. Some type of green vegetable, usually either green beans, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, or asparagus.
5. Lather, rinse, repeat. Day after day after day.

I eat all this (works out to around 2,000-2,500 calories/day) in a compressed time window and I can honestly say I’m rarely, if ever hungry. Takes a couple weeks for your metabolism to convert to using ketones for energy, but after that it’s smooth sailing. I’m not obsessive about it, i.e. I never weigh portions, never worry about precise macronutrient ratios, etc... I just eliminated all sugar/fructose and eat only the types of stuff I mentioned above.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Of course you wash it all down with a tasty beverage...I’m guessing a 24oz ice cold Mountain Dew.

On a serious note...what do you drink? I’m assuming large quantities of water...but what else?
 

gobigbluebell

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1. A “salad” with an unholy amount of Better Bodies avocado mayo, real olive oil, and pecans. This is a meal in itself. I calculated the portions one time and it has 100+ grams of fat (mostly in monounsaturated form) and around 1200 calories. It’s fvcking delicious. Basically the lettuce is merely a vehicle on which the mayo and olive oil ride.
2. About 6-8 ounces of some form of lean meat, whether it’s chicken, pork chop, salmon, etc...
3. Random handfuls of pecans, walnuts, almonds, and or macadamia nuts.
4. Some type of green vegetable, usually either green beans, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, or asparagus.
5. Lather, rinse, repeat. Day after day after day.

I eat all this (works out to around 2,000-2,500 calories/day) in a compressed time window and I can honestly say I’m rarely, if ever hungry. Takes a couple weeks for your metabolism to convert to using ketones for energy, but after that it’s smooth sailing. I’m not obsessive about it, i.e. I never weigh portions, never worry about precise macronutrient ratios, etc... I just eliminated all sugar/fructose and eat only the types of stuff I mentioned above.

#goals

I can handle that, but I would need some soul searching to gulp down the mayo salad. Or maybe substitute sweet condensed milk for the mayo.

Not filling out a bracket. Idgas. I’m rooting for Morehead, though. Aren’t we all fellas lmaoooo!!!

I’m getting a DMoose neck, tho. That thing is gnarly.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Water mostly, but also coffee with either heavy cream or half & half.
Soooo...no more 10pm Coca Cola floats? No more randomly slapping provolone cheese on frozen pizzas for a midnight snack?

Proud of you, mav. That takes guts, sticktoitiveness, & genuine, old fashioned, hard nosed self-discipline to Jedi mind trick that part of your brain that harbors habits such as those.

Well done, brother.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Norfolkin’ way they can win their next game...but they survived mighty App State & advanced. Not a fan of the field of 68 play-in games concept/format. I especially think it sucks that 16 seeds who won their conference tourney have to win another game to get into the “real tourney”. But there were 3 really good March Madness-esque type games last night. Which was fun to watch.

Eff it, man. Ima sit back and enjoy watching the tourney in spite of Cal’s ****** season of misery.

 

-Mav-

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Soooo...no more 10pm Coca Cola floats? No more randomly slapping provolone cheese on frozen pizzas for a midnight snack?

Proud of you, mav. That takes guts, sticktoitiveness, & genuine, old fashioned, hard nosed self-discipline to Jedi mind trick that part of your brain that harbors habits such as those.

Well done, brother.
Thanks dude, I appreciate it. Looking back I can’t believe I ever let myself get so far out of whack.
 
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BlueVelvetFog

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Josh Lucas’ voice in these Home Depot radio ads sends me into unscoped levels of rage.

Guy moves to Bali so his kid can get an “environmental” education.

He takes it up the chamber. Change my mind
 
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