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@funKYcat75

(in my best Jewels voice) Well, allow me to retort

I would like to take this opportunity to one-up your early 80's skating rink jam with this gem from the same era…

 

UKserialkiller

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Things getting any easier or better for you @Willy4UK?

So like a little ***** i have been sending texts to my wife complaining how much i have messed up and i wanna come home. For a week. Finally she answers backs. And throws me 4 things. 1. Gotta quit drinking. 2. Can't grow weed. 3. Can't smoke pot 4. Johnny gentle has to watch me pee in his face.
 

funKYcat75

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So like a little ***** i have been sending texts to my wife complaining how much i have messed up and i wanna come home. For a week. Finally she answers backs. And throws me 4 things. 1. Gotta quit drinking. 2. Can't grow weed. 3. Can't smoke pot 4. Johnny gentle has to watch me pee in his face.
Not sure of the situation completely, but did/does she have anything that needs to change as well?
 

ukwildcat2004

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So like a little ***** i have been sending texts to my wife complaining how much i have messed up and i wanna come home. For a week. Finally she answers backs. And throws me 4 things. 1. Gotta quit drinking. 2. Can't grow weed. 3. Can't smoke pot 4. Johnny gentle has to watch me pee in his face.

You aren't being a *****. Kinda hard to just up and throw it all away. Man do what makes ya happy brother.

Assuming stipulations are meant for her presence. If she's not in the house when said activities occur then that's ok right? Lol:D
 

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So like a little ***** i have been sending texts to my wife complaining how much i have messed up and i wanna come home. For a week. Finally she answers backs. And throws me 4 things. 1. Gotta quit drinking. 2. Can't grow weed. 3. Can't smoke pot 4. Johnny gentle has to watch me pee in his face.
Ok. I guess I am a dumb. I don't understand number four. Do I wanna know?
 

Col. Angus

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why does everyone in that D League thread seem to hate everyone in this thread? You think they'd let me post over there? I need to let someone know what I ate for dinner tonight since living alone gets lonely and I don't have much anyone to talk to.
 

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Friendly PSA

 
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UKserialkiller

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You aren't being a *****. Kinda hard to just up and throw it all away. Man do what makes ya happy brother.

Assuming stipulations are meant for her presence. If she's not in the house when said activities occur then that's ok right? Lol:D


Ahh I'm a ****** liar. Hence, why i told her within 3 weeks of it happening.

Capt. Forehead. .4 is for a guy who supports domestic rape and violence.
 

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So like a little ***** i have been sending texts to my wife complaining how much i have messed up and i wanna come home. For a week. Finally she answers backs. And throws me 4 things. 1. Gotta quit drinking. 2. Can't grow weed. 3. Can't smoke pot 4. Johnny gentle has to watch me pee in his face.
Have you asked Johnny how he feels about this?
 

thabigbluenation

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you can't quit who you are. giving up drinking and smoking pot, and not peeing in johnny's face would only make you miserable in the long run and make you resent her.

Willy, you just gotta march back in that house like you never left with nuts swinging, pee in the corners to mark your territory again and dare her to flinch. might even break out the penis pump and get that thing jacked up and just swing it in her face. her panties will drop.





or she will call the cops. but you gotta be you
 

Kooky Kats

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So like a little ***** i have been sending texts to my wife complaining how much i have messed up and i wanna come home. For a week. Finally she answers backs. And throws me 4 things. 1. Gotta quit drinking. 2. Can't grow weed. 3. Can't smoke pot 4. Johnny gentle has to watch me pee in his face.

The retort:

1) Whoah, you quit meat. That's gotta be good for something, no?

2) Is vaping technically smoking?

3) Drinking is legal. Effing Spuds Mackenzie, a ****** dog drinks. If she wanted to marry a Mennonite, she flatly picked the wrong dude. Either that or learn to churn (butter).

4) go back and incrementally revert.
 

paintrain_cat

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Just saw that Ghostvol post....:confused: Shew wee. Not a good look.

I was the poster who called him out on it. I remember the original post, because when I had first read it, I had to go back and re-read it to make sure I was reading it correctly. I have always been creeped out by him, he's always going on about sexual escapades that are all obviously ********, but that post was entirely over the line, and as one poster said, the most disturbing thing I've ever read on the Paddock, so you know it HAD to be bad. His posts suggest to me that he hasn't been laid in a LONG LONG LONG time. Still, this is one of those things that you just can't come back from.
 

Kooky Kats

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I was the poster who called him out on it. I remember the original post, because when I had first read it, I had to go back and re-read it to make sure I was reading it correctly. I have always been creeped out by him, he's always going on about sexual escapades that are all obviously ********, but that post was entirely over the line, and as one poster said, the most disturbing thing I've ever read on the Paddock, so you know it HAD to be bad. His posts suggest to me that he hasn't been laid in a LONG LONG LONG time. Still, this is one of those things that you just can't come back from.
Uhh, we know its bad, but why are you rebroadcasting this here and Gyero? You the new Paddock Dateline guy?
 

paintrain_cat

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What, I'm not allowed to post in GYERO? What did I do that disturbs you? I would make a THREAD about it if it wouldn't get nuked. EVERYONE should know what he posted.
 

paintrain_cat

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And also, for the record, @wildcatdonf apologized to GhostVol for "people going after him about it," thus, CONDONING what he posted. Rightfully, donf was called out by his colleagues for that one.
 

Kooky Kats

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It's gross. We get it. It was a good catch by you.

But it appears you are taking this as an opportunity to draw attention to yourself like a troubadour.
 
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paintrain_cat

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Not really. Honestly, it makes me think, "I wonder what JasonSpear thinks about this." Imagine if that were the post you had to explain to your employer.
 

thabigbluenation

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that's what mods are for. it came, it was gross, it's gone. i'm pretty sure Mr. Spear would go tell everyone to go f*** themselves and proudly walk his *** up to his manloft and try and go and out fart his dogs and not care what you think.
 
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paintrain_cat

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Yo, hold up, don't jump on me, you got the wrong one. I didn't mean that negatively, I meant that what GhostVol posted was WAY WORSE than ANYTHING Spears ever posted, so why no snitching on him? I don't know why y'all feel the need to attack me, I rarely post, mainly lurk.
 

Col. Angus

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I do believe the world ain't a fair place, but Colonel Angus and Phil Laysheo always brighten the mood in dark times. We are modern day heros. Maybe this Ghost feller just needs to meet Phil... or maybe his cousin, Coy Tiss.