UPDATE: Wilson has a pussified middle finger, not a pussified pinky finger. My bad. Carry on.
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So in my neck of the woods yesterday the school district my wife works at went into lockdown at about 3 pm due to credible threats against the school. She got home at 930 last night. Longest 6 hours of my life. If think those things can't happen to you i learned they can. This world is just stupid.
The Cats finally lost. Is this the week Team Blue Bell finally wins? Major upset brewing! Stay tuned!
Well, this one’s in the bag. I mean there is no way I lose a game I have a 97% chance of winning just a week after I lost a game despite having a 99% chance of winning…RIGHT, IBM WATSON SUPERCOMPUTER????
Drunks may have a shot at the mighty Ulcers this week. [winking]
Not all heroes wear a cape.
I knew it was gonna be a bad week cause I had three regulars on "BYE," but daaaayum that was brutal.
Nice work kicking my ***, ATC.
Nice work kicking my ***, ATC.
I hate Fantasy Football.
Have a good day.
Have a good day.
Why Jed? Did you lose to the preseason #1, previously winless team Blue Bell?
You definitely have had the most precipitous fall.
FWIW, it seems like I remember reading something about the once-great porn star Lisa Ann being a savant at FF.
You know, it used to bother me when you'd post a pic and it displayed as REALLY F#CKING GINORMOUSLY HUMONGOUS, but now I'm not so bothered.
She should wear some pants or shorts if her hands are cold.
Mav sure do love them big titties.
Why yes I does, I really, really does indeedy do.
Little known fun fact #251,382 -- Lisa's crotch was the cover model for the Black Crowes's infamous 1994 "Amorica" album cover...
Gentlemen. I don't get to view this thread like I used to. Life, work.... But I surely do appreciate the chuckles (and ginormous knockers) this morning. As you are all aware, my FF team really stinks. But, maybe I'll get another win or two this year. At least I'm not the Jaguars with a horny drunk coach. Am i right? Wait, I am the horny drunk coach most of the time. Never mind. Carry on.
Don’t leave it anywhere near Alec Baldwin.
Pretty bold move by @gobigbluebell having the QB and defense on his roster playing one another.
And it has worked like a charm.
I’m starting to question my strategy of starting a quarterback who only get two friggin points.
I hate Fantasy Football.
Have a nice day
Have a nice day
TEAM BLUE BELL IS BACK BABY. 40-5 NATIONAL CHAMPS.
DK Metcalf about to lay 99 on Mash’s *** tonight.
I really wish I had full use of the available emojis. I mean, I liked Funk's post above, but I think we can all agree it didn't necessarily warrant a fully-grinning, head-tilting, eyes-crying emoji. However, it certainly deserved more than just a standard thumbs-up.