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I haven’t kept up with MLB much since the mighty Padres went on their 2nd half trip to Dumpster Fire-ville. How are the Yankees doing, kooky?
Let’s just say everything about the playoffs pretty much sucked this year.
It did. I’m speaking my truth into existence.
I'm looking forward to the Maddux/Hampton matchup tonight.
“A lie undiscovered becomes the truth”
- Jeff Bingham
Thought Glavine or Avery might get the nod. At least Smoltz looked good.
A special GFY to Leestown Road traffic. Hope the earth swallows you and ***** you out it’s bloody rectum. Seriously..die
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It could be 8 lanes wide and still be backed up somehow.
I see your Leestown Rd traffic and I’ll raise you Gene Snyder Freeway/I-71 construction cluster fruck traffic.
Whaaa… my traffic is bad. FOH.
Hey Jed, just a little heads up: the Ulcers are coming for you this week, oh and, uh, hell's coming with them.
Yeah yeah..you commute to the Big Apple in gridlock and return home with sewer rats on each nipple
..and these YouTube Jake from State Farm ads can suck my cauk until it falls off.
State Farm and Emu can pump each other into a bloodbath
State Farm and Emu can pump each other into a bloodbath
Good question. Haven’t been by there lately. I bet it’s close.
Gotta love Elon
Texas Tech Red Raiders shaking in their boots right now. If TTU is smart, they extend a partnership offer immediately.
If you want to back your vehicle into a parking spot, you can..
..as long as I’m not within a mile of you.
..as long as I’m not within a mile of you.
Richest man in the world...check
Builds his own car company...check
Builds his own rocket...check
Still makes sophomoric tit jokes...check
Builds his own car company...check
Builds his own rocket...check
Still makes sophomoric tit jokes...check
All the best men love big titties and think about them all the time. It's science.
Yet another example of how modern society has regressed compared to previous generations...
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WOULD BE NICE IF CALVIN RIDLEY WOULDVE INFORMED ME HE DIDNT FEEL LIKE PLAYING TODAY. NOW I LOOK LIKE SOME UNPREPARED DUMBASS NAMED STOOPS.
Some FFL managers just don’t know their team. Pfft.
It gets better…
Calvin Ridley sat out for “mental health reasons”.
Calvin Ridley sat out for “mental health reasons”.
…not that matters. Unless Calvin scored 100 points. My anus is toast. Complete football meltdown in the bluegrass this week.
Damn that sucks. Pretty much "bidness as per usual" down my neck o' the woods.
Congrats _Mav_. Glad you decided to participate in the fantastical sports league this year.
Man if I'd only known how easy it is to accumulate wins, I'd have done it years ago.
Maybe you'll get to make yourself a trophy this year. Wouldn't that be something. Maybe you do a super special custom job - something with big bronzed titties.
Piglet better right the ship against UT next weekend.
But he still has to ship it sometime in the middle of 2023.
....after studying the current league standings, I gotta say....THIS IS ********. Mav, for example, has a grand total of 802 points scored this season. I, almost dead last in the league, have a very respectable 833 points. Ipso facto, my team is obviously superior, and that's why Watson the Supercomputer crowned me preseason champ. IM A CHAMP DAMNIT.
It's Watson, not Sherlock. He picked me 2nd and my team is probably gonna get relegated to the CFL.
