I’d rather watch Big Bang Theory than UK basketball
N.O.B.
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In other news, Jokers win another championship 
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That’s 3 of the last 4.
!That’s 3 of the last 4.
Action: A statistical analysis of the last nine years of NOB/D.League fantasy football results.
Rationale: To recognize the best of the best, and to use my statistics skills from the grad level Statistics class at UK in which I screwed up the curve for everyone else in the room and they all hated me.
Method:
a: Find the rank of average overall placements over the past nine seasons.
b: Find the rank of average overall points scored over the past nine seasons.
c: Find the Adjusted funKYcat75 Fantastical Foosball Experice Score (AfFFES)
d: Multiply the ranks of overall placements by the overall points scored by the AfFFES.
e: Find rankings of all participants since 2014.
f: Find rankings of all "Long timers", i.e. members who have participated in at least 8/9 seasons.
Tie breaker: Goes to the better looking of the tied parties (assumptions are made)
Results:
Overall Rankings:
Long Timer Rankings:
Spreadsheet for Data
Rationale: To recognize the best of the best, and to use my statistics skills from the grad level Statistics class at UK in which I screwed up the curve for everyone else in the room and they all hated me.
Method:
a: Find the rank of average overall placements over the past nine seasons.
b: Find the rank of average overall points scored over the past nine seasons.
c: Find the Adjusted funKYcat75 Fantastical Foosball Experice Score (AfFFES)
d: Multiply the ranks of overall placements by the overall points scored by the AfFFES.
e: Find rankings of all participants since 2014.
f: Find rankings of all "Long timers", i.e. members who have participated in at least 8/9 seasons.
Tie breaker: Goes to the better looking of the tied parties (assumptions are made)
Results:
Overall Rankings:
| Kooky | 1 |
| Mash | 2 |
| UKGrad93 | 3 |
| KS | 4 |
| funkycat75 | 5 |
| BBH | 6 |
| Gonzo | 7 |
| Jedwar | 8 |
| ATC | 9 |
| LEK | 10 |
| Mav | 11 |
| Forehead | 12 |
| Ghost | 13 |
| Norm | 14 |
| Hubbard | 15 |
| Willy | 16 |
| Herod | 17 |
Long Timer Rankings:
| Kooky | 1 |
| Mash | 2 |
| UKGrad93 | 3 |
| funkycat75 | 4 |
| KS | 4 |
| Jedwar | 6 |
| ATC | 7 |
| LEK | 8 |
| Mav | 9 |
Spreadsheet for Data
He’s right, 93. Despite having just 1 championship, the numbers clearly show I am the superior fantasy franchise.
Champion 3 of the last 4. Facts.
“Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive”
Everybody knows that FunkyCat is a cheater.
“Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive”
Everybody knows that FunkyCat is a cheater.
Johnny-come-lately over here ...
You might have won recently, but you're not the GREATEST TRADITION IN FANTASTICAL FOOSBALL HISTORY.
Yet.
By the way, anyone know who Michael Hubbard was/is? He played the first two years.
The only thing we can conclude with 100% statistical accuracy is this: I am not in this data set............
AND I finished 10th in my league. Started out 5-0 and ended up 6-8. We were young and it was hard. Never been through anything like this before. We will get it right. I won't be held hostage anymore. Just be patient....
Funky, that was a very impressive Fantastical Foosball statistical analysis you put together. But I think I speak on behalf of the entire platoon when I say, with all due respect, that your time would be better spent producing funny shops.
Speaking of watching reruns of shows I didn’t watch the first time around...Brooklyn 99 is a pretty funny show.
Thinking of re-writing and recording “Please come to Boston” by Dave Loggins to “Please go to Texas.”
Colon cancer came after me with a vengeance. Back in hospital with it. Current illness stems from related issues 10 years ago. Find out more tomorrow.
Oh no. Please keep us posted. Prayers for you, brother.
Sorry to hear that. Hope you beat it.
Hang in there, brother. Praying for you.
Thanks guys. Your thoughts and prayers are sincerely appreciated. 
Colon cancer came after me with a vengeance. Back in hospital with it. Current illness stems from related issues 10 years ago. Find out more tomorrow.
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Man… I will pray for you, brother. Please stay positive. You got this.
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Man… I will pray for you, brother. Please stay positive. You got this.
Get your colonoscopies fellas. I know they’re for AHoles..but get them, nevertheless.
Damn. Hate to hear that Austin. Good luck I'm rooting for you. F*** cancer.
The Vols game was a season changing “turnaround moment” for the Cats
~~~ or ~~~
The Vols game was merely an anomaly
What say you?
~~~ or ~~~
The Vols game was merely an anomaly
What say you?
UT game was an anomaly. This Cats team couldn’t beat the current day team of Sheray Thomas and Bobby Perry.