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With all of that spare time you have coming up in a month or so...you need to go on a reconnaissance mission & give us an update on the tiny pool house.
With all of that spare time you have coming up in a month or so...you need to go on a reconnaissance mission & give us an update on the tiny pool house.
Drove by it today. All the gaudy accoutrements are gone. It’s been painted and lawn has been manicured. Worst of all, they put up a privacy fence. Future generations will never know it ever even had a tiny pool.
3) lil Kook had superhuman strength. Climbed and broke ****. Had a wanderlust. Diapers and walking at 18 months ,twice broke out of playpen, ripped though one and climbed out of another… and walked out of house. Found at an Exxon station 1/2 mile away and at the Sweet Shop in opposite direction another 1/2 mile away. They asked me my name and apparently I said ‘Suzy’ (my sister).
Found safe, not raped but barely clothed.
Found safe, not raped but barely clothed.
I am both shocked & dismayed...defeated even. Somehow this sad revelation is much more disturbing to me than the threats from China & Russia, the failing economy, the decline of the US dollar as the world reserve currency, recent/future mass layoffs, the Great TRANSformation of America, the rise in crime rates, Global climate heating/cooling change, and the shameful decline of UK basketball...COMBINED.
Truly a sad day.
That’s insane. You have already used up all 9 lives & we are only on #3.
Keep ‘em coming, man. I find those stories fascinating. Also, usually I’m an impatient mofo...but I dig the slow roll vibe you got going on releasing these gems.
Shout out to kooky or UKGrad93 i forgot which of you posted the grape jelly burgers originally but did some on the grill for lunch.......chef kiss. Enjoy yalls Saturday.
Did ribs in the pit barrel cooker today. Turned out great as usual. Included a mustard sauce from the barbecue bible. Lip smacking good. Currently am full, little drunk and just a smidgen high. Nice way to end a weekend. Needed it after the last few weeks.
***MLB Update***
Pirates
- 16-7
- 1st place in NL Central Division
- 2nd best record in all of MLB
Yanks
- 13-9
- 4th place in AL East division
- Worst record for New York MLB teams...2nd place in a two team race
Pirates
- 16-7
- 1st place in NL Central Division
- 2nd best record in all of MLB
Yanks
- 13-9
- 4th place in AL East division
- Worst record for New York MLB teams...2nd place in a two team race
That would be Chef Kook. If it requires more than pushing a button on the microwave or pressing the lever down on the toaster, I ain’t your man.
Is that because there might be other factors involved? I was trying to give you credit you should have taken the credit.......
side note: Do people willing chose to be Pirate fans or is it because they lost a bet and and are forced to be a fan??
Hypothetically speaking, perhaps some of them grew up about 1-1/2 hours from Pittsburgh & went to a bunch of Pirates & Steelers games until they moved to Kentucky at age 12. Perhaps those same people hypothetically lost interest in MLB completely after the two players’ strikes, the All-Star game tie debacle & the ensuing decision to give home field advantage in the WS to the league that wins the All-Star game.
In this hypothetical situation I would imagine the only thing that could possibly transform this former real Pirates fan into a meaningless message board faux Pirates fan would be the enticement of real life death defying stories from The Kooky Files in exchange for “naming a team”.
Hypothetically speaking of course.
Seems pretty far fetched if I am being honest.
The funniest part about the whole deal is that last time kooky forced the Padres on me as my team...then they actually made the playoffs & did just as well as the Yanks.
This time he said I had to pick a team but it couldn’t be the Padres. So I chose the Pirates. The Padres suck this year & the Pirates are playing better than the Yanks. I’m sure the Pirates will eventually fade...but I am thoroughly enjoying the moment.
This time he said I had to pick a team but it couldn’t be the Padres. So I chose the Pirates. The Padres suck this year & the Pirates are playing better than the Yanks. I’m sure the Pirates will eventually fade...but I am thoroughly enjoying the moment.
***MLB Update***
Pirates
20-9
First place in NL Central
2nd best record in all of MLB
+48 run differential
Yankees
15-14
Last place in AL East
Last place in the Big Apple
+2 run differential
Pirates
20-9
First place in NL Central
2nd best record in all of MLB
+48 run differential
Yankees
15-14
Last place in AL East
Last place in the Big Apple
+2 run differential
I don’t care if they are juicing their HR hitters & using drones to steal signs...just so long as they have a more successful season than the Yanks.
It's 2023. If you receive a message in a work email from someone claiming to be with the "Geek Squad". (Said email may have been in the spam folder.) You know better than to call them and install their software to give them access to your work computer. Right?....... Wrong! 
:chairshot:
:chairshot:
I say roll the dice & let them install their software on your computer. Go ahead & give them your password & your SSN to help expedite the process.
It's 2023. If you receive a message in a work email from someone claiming to be with the "Geek Squad". (Said email may have been in the spam folder.) You know better than to call them and install their software to give them access to your work computer. Right?....... Wrong!
:chairshot:
I don't wanna brag but I've got a Nigerian prince that is going to give me a larg sum of money for just letting him use my bank account until he gets to the US. Apparently I'm a distant relative as well...who knew!
Yeah..the vaunted Whichwich. Goodness what a ********
This is getting ridiculously embarrassing. The Pirates have lost 9 out of their last 10. What’s your excuse for this abhorrent habitual line stepping to page 2?