N.O.B.
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Pirates are in 2nd
The last place Yankees have a better record than every team in the AL Central and all but one team in the AL West. That’s very wild at this point in the season. It also means that the AL East holds the top four spots in the wild card standings. Quite the statistical anomaly.
Doesn’t mean much right now but I find it interesting.
The last place Yankees have a better record than every team in the AL Central and all but one team in the AL West. That’s very wild at this point in the season. It also means that the AL East holds the top four spots in the wild card standings. Quite the statistical anomaly.
Doesn’t mean much right now but I find it interesting.
Ok. 2nd place. Still better then last...Ricky Bobby’s decree notwithstanding.
Believe me, I know Pirates aren’t going anywhere. Just happy that apparently the Yankees aren’t either. Oh, they will make a run at it...then fold like a very cheap suit that someone paid way too much money to buy.
Believe me, I know Pirates aren’t going anywhere. Just happy that apparently the Yankees aren’t either. Oh, they will make a run at it...then fold like a very cheap suit that someone paid way too much money to buy.
Brother, I’m out of stuff to talk about. I usually feed off of whatever you jackals post & run with it. But nobody posts here any more. Speaking of which...tell us another story, kooky!!!
With no material to work with...it’s Pirates talk. But that’s gone if they keep putting up Badnews Bears type numbers.
My run down of Buc-ee’s:
Brisket sandwich: 6/10.
German roasted pecans: 8/10
Cinnamon Roll: 8/10
Beef Jerky: haven't tried it yet
Bathroom: 10/10
Overall opinion: It was crazy crowded. I would say it's a higher class wal mart with better food and less meth heads. Plenty of Milfs but also plenty of people that weigh 300 lbs. Maybe put the taco down and eat a carrot stick? As crowded as it was everything moved efficiently. Bathroom was quite impressive.
Overall rating: 7.5/10.
Would recommend to others and I'll stop again next time I'm on 75 south near Richmond.
Brisket sandwich: 6/10.
German roasted pecans: 8/10
Cinnamon Roll: 8/10
Beef Jerky: haven't tried it yet
Bathroom: 10/10
Overall opinion: It was crazy crowded. I would say it's a higher class wal mart with better food and less meth heads. Plenty of Milfs but also plenty of people that weigh 300 lbs. Maybe put the taco down and eat a carrot stick? As crowded as it was everything moved efficiently. Bathroom was quite impressive.
Overall rating: 7.5/10.
Would recommend to others and I'll stop again next time I'm on 75 south near Richmond.
Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's of N.O.B. I hope it was a nice day for each of you.
Happy Mother’s Day to the mom of you jackal pups
That place is like a Taj Majal. Cheaper gas, tons of great food—basically the best of everything and more.
That being said it’s probably a house of cards. It may come crashing down like Eagleton in Parks and Rec (which was leveraged to the gills ). Hope not, but it would be ugly if it did.
Bucee’s messed with the wrong people up here.
Re: Mountain Dew
The sobs have been out of fountain dew for ages. They had the gall to put up a sign that said “out due to manufacturer”…LIKE THIS AINT THE GD DEW CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. Look it up. To trot in here and make a claim like that…to blame it on PepsiCo and Mt Dew, our Lord and Savior. Do you actually expect anyone to believe that?
Well, now the round Bucee’s sign is laying in the grass covered in a giant blue tarp. The state has torn the Bucee’s exit all to hell, claim they’re “repaving it”.
Look, I will drive the 2 miles for cheap gas or whatever, but it’s just purely business between me and Bucee now. Take your Bucee branded ******** soda out of here and pay the Mt Dew man.
Re: Mountain Dew
The sobs have been out of fountain dew for ages. They had the gall to put up a sign that said “out due to manufacturer”…LIKE THIS AINT THE GD DEW CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. Look it up. To trot in here and make a claim like that…to blame it on PepsiCo and Mt Dew, our Lord and Savior. Do you actually expect anyone to believe that?
Well, now the round Bucee’s sign is laying in the grass covered in a giant blue tarp. The state has torn the Bucee’s exit all to hell, claim they’re “repaving it”.
Look, I will drive the 2 miles for cheap gas or whatever, but it’s just purely business between me and Bucee now. Take your Bucee branded ******** soda out of here and pay the Mt Dew man.
Are you about to give up on Buc-ee’s? A break up if you will.
Tried the Jerky tonight from Buc-ee’s: 8/10. Not bad.
Wow! Mash done turnt on Bucee’s? Never thought I’d see the day. They must have really effed up...like big time. I mean that mofo stood by Blue Bell whilst they were killing the gen pop with listeria.
New Blue Bell flavor debuts today. Flavor remains a mystery until store delivery.
4. We last left off where mostly asphyxiated, partially eaten, wandering 2-year old Kook was casually cruising North Jersey burbs gas stations and sweet shops.
At age 3.5, Kook ran out of house in socks to play with neighbors’ kid on his swing set. Warm June 17 evening around 5:00. Their backyard backed to ours. Mom making dinner for the family. Kook pumping high on swing during a glorious evening in 1973.
Neighbor(Harold Barnes) was mowing his yard. He thought it was cool to mow next to Kook and his son Jeffery (4). Harold, trying to get his chores done prior to his wife Virginia’s fine dinner assortment rollout.
Welp, not too cool.
Harold pushed his red Toro 24” deck mower into little Kooks right leg and ran it over good. Lil wandering, highly athletic Kook was left laying in freshly piled lawn thatch with an amputated foot - bleeding out.
All Kook saw was upside down, screaming family members rushing underneath the separating yards honeysuckle seeing my leg carnage and running back to cover their eyes.
The slice of the blade took a fibula, 4 toes, lobe of calf muscle and flesh to the right side of knee.
Questions:
3 hospitals’ opinions. Keep or remove the entire leg from knee down…?
Athletic career over. At 3. Or was it?
Stay tuned for episode 5!
At age 3.5, Kook ran out of house in socks to play with neighbors’ kid on his swing set. Warm June 17 evening around 5:00. Their backyard backed to ours. Mom making dinner for the family. Kook pumping high on swing during a glorious evening in 1973.
Neighbor(Harold Barnes) was mowing his yard. He thought it was cool to mow next to Kook and his son Jeffery (4). Harold, trying to get his chores done prior to his wife Virginia’s fine dinner assortment rollout.
Welp, not too cool.
Harold pushed his red Toro 24” deck mower into little Kooks right leg and ran it over good. Lil wandering, highly athletic Kook was left laying in freshly piled lawn thatch with an amputated foot - bleeding out.
All Kook saw was upside down, screaming family members rushing underneath the separating yards honeysuckle seeing my leg carnage and running back to cover their eyes.
The slice of the blade took a fibula, 4 toes, lobe of calf muscle and flesh to the right side of knee.
Questions:
3 hospitals’ opinions. Keep or remove the entire leg from knee down…?
Athletic career over. At 3. Or was it?
Stay tuned for episode 5!
I’m guessing the flavor is:
Buttered Clogged Artery Chip
It doesn’t matter. You can’t die by ice cream. Everyone knows that.
Kook, this Harold guy….wtf????
Harold: Self perceived Father of the Year candidate to Darwin Award winner in the flash of a eye.
Kooky, I had heard you tell part of that story before but not at such length & in such vivid detail. Just wow.
Apparently the marketing gurus at Bucee’s HQ heard about mash’s waning loyalty. Brilliant move imho...
I just don’t understand what Texas has against Mt Dew. It’s pretty simple. You put the Mt Dew in the fountain. You don’t run out. You absolutely never ever blame Mt Dew for your shortcomings.
Dr. Pepper, the official drink of Billy Gillespie and Texas.
(I’m sure it’s delicious, but battle lines are clearly drawn)
My Dew or Die
Now I’m having flashbacks of the numerous old maverick posts about late night drive thru expeditions to get his precious co-cola floats.
Say, that reminds me...
Wherethehell is maverick? What’s his current stirrup status? What’s the latest baddass patch to be added to his bat bag? Or did the injury end his career?
So many questions...so few answers...
Say, that reminds me...
Wherethehell is maverick? What’s his current stirrup status? What’s the latest baddass patch to be added to his bat bag? Or did the injury end his career?
So many questions...so few answers...
You jackals have a Blue Bell day—or else.
You just told us to die. Kinda rude.
I hope that pic isn’t a foreshadowing premonition...because it looks like he is taking a dump on the field.Boley, biatches!!!
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If he leads us to beating UT, FL, UGA, he can take a wet **** in my soft serve
I want to believe in a 3A Kentucky high school quarterback. I really do.
WTF Kook! I am eager with anticipation for the next story.
Pretty sure LCA is 2A (or does he go to Lex Cath?). LCA plays some 4, 5 & 6A teams every season...but not the best teams in those divisions...and we’re still talking about Kentucky HS football...
So yeah, I’m right there with you on this one. I know he has a big arm, is a decent athlete, and is rated pretty high nationally for a Kentucky QB...but ima curb my enthusiasm.
Tim Couch played at little Leslie Co and didn’t play a lot of special teams.