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UKGrad93

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A bunch of guys are working on replacing a pane of glass in the the dorm across the street. (You can see that the safety glass has shattered). I'm just waiting for someone to go Bruce Willis on it and jump through it barefoot.
 
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UKGrad93

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This needs to happen.
 
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mashburned

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No, he told us he'd be here, we just wouldn't know it. I just can't come to grips with that. I need to know Speers presence is with us, damnit.

Plus I feel like some people know, and I need to know, dammit. It's my thread now!!!!
 
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jwheat

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I'm sure he reads the board but he blew his load on that thread. No more jason quinton spear from here on out
 
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Captain Forehead

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Mashburned said:
No, he told us he'd be here, we just wouldn't know it. I just can't come to grips with that. I need to know Speers presence is with us, damnit.

Plus I feel like some people know, and I need to know, dammit. It's my thread now!!!!
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You may be mommy's new boyfriend but you ain't my daddy.
 
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mashburned

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What's the best truck? Mac, Volvo, Peterbilt? What? You wouldnt catch me beating my meat in a damn Volvo that's for sure. I would drive a Mac truck, probabaly.

One of the more impressive things I've seen is big rigs backing in to tight *** spots at the truck stop like it's nothing. They were probabaly smoking 2 cigs, beating it, yapping on the CB, and they just whip this 50ft trailer into a crack like it's nothin. How bout dat.
 
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UKserialkiller

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Mashburned said:
What's the best truck? Mac, Volvo, Peterbilt? What? You wouldnt catch me beating my meat in a damn Volvo that's for sure. I would drive a Mac truck, probabaly.

One of the more impressive things I've seen is big rigs backing in to tight *** spots at the truck stop like it's nothing. They were probabaly smoking 2 cigs, beating it, yapping on the CB, and they just whip this 50ft trailer into a crack like it's nothin. How bout dat.
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That peterbilt is strong and hard
 
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Col. Angus

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Is it normal to poop a turd that's fatter than it is long? Like oblong? How do you determine width vs length in that case? Which is which?
 
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mashburned

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Kooky Kats said:

Volvo, son.
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F THAT SWEDISH ****

Peterbilt's are near the top.
Mac is the best off road truck
Volvo is the ***** EPA standard

*we're close to automated trucking

I learned that today.

MJ is a psycho.

John Wall the ****, but his team cant stop Jae Crowder and other **** players like that. The East is so bad the 2012 Wildcats could win it.
 
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Col. Angus

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Ever tried to hypnotize yourself?



If you stare right between his tit flaps you become entranced.
 
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ukwildcat2004

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I just picture willy driving all over the place asking people if they want their butt hole tickled.

Random guy at store: sure is a nice day isn't it?

Willy: yes it is, but by chance you want a good butt hole tickling experience?
 
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funKYcat75

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I bet John Wall feels like he's playing with a bunch of dudes who just happened to buy Wizards jerseys, on most nights.

Mowed and did not eat weeds last night. Ran out of strang. Grass is getting high on the fence a bit, but it keeps the dumb(er) dog from trying to dig under it. Win win.

Gay *** UNC got a player back who withdrew from the draft. I wonder what that's like?

Y'all stay classy.
 
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TriangleUKCat

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On way to work today, saw a car with at least 5 sports flags: Alabama, UNC, Yankees, Warriors for sure. Couldn't really see the other one that was obscured by the FOUR OTHER F'N FLAGS but assume it was whoever is "best" in the NHL. :rolleyes:
 
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ukwildcat2004

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Willy4UK said:
Easy pickings, my friend. Easy pickings.

I use to know a trucker who who pick up lot lizards. apparently they are in abundance. They like a lot of meth too. Go figure
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Well color me shocked they like meth. I always felt bad for the last trucker of the night she was with. For him it was like he was with the 26 ones before him.
 
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_Zardoz_

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TriangleUKCat said:
On way to work today, saw a car with at least 5 sports flags: Alabama, UNC, Yankees, Warriors for sure. Couldn't really see the other one that was obscured by the FOUR OTHER F'N FLAGS but assume it was whoever is "best" in the NHL. :rolleyes:
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I also like currently successful teams.
 
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-BBH-

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Was the dude that ratted out Jason confirmed?

Asking for a friend.
 
Col. Angus

Col. Angus

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Wednesday afternoon... officially over the work week hump. All downhill from here. Probably down a 6 pack of American beers later tonight while watching some professional basketball.
 
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