Hopefully shoved it up her p- to enrich the environment.
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Ha ha ha dude i wish. I'm pretty toxic. Anything my penis hits these days ends up hating me
Maybe the pump was like an evil genie lantern and when you rubbed it, everything went to hell...
She should put some peanut butter on it before she asks you to lick it
Lil C's trying to fat shame me with 2800 calorie pizza like they don't know wtf I am. IM
GONNA DO IT FOR MFN SCHPEERZ BC I KNOW HES LOOKING DOWN UPON ME DRINKING COLD DOMESTOS AND PREPPING A MEAN TOTINOS FEAST. MISS YOU MAN. THIS PIZZA FOR YOU.
GONNA DO IT FOR MFN SCHPEERZ BC I KNOW HES LOOKING DOWN UPON ME DRINKING COLD DOMESTOS AND PREPPING A MEAN TOTINOS FEAST. MISS YOU MAN. THIS PIZZA FOR YOU.
You never said if the pump worked or not.
If she uses peanut butter if you don't lick it a random dog will.
If she uses peanut butter if you don't lick it a random dog will.
Ha ha ha , usually how dogs like it
Man, i couldn't fit my peter in it. So i gave up. Wasted about $50 on two different penis pumps
Frankendick that's rich you made me spit my beer up.
It stands at attention and willy screams it's alive!!! It's alive!!!!!!! Then he porks something.
I use to pork sonething. Now all i do is masturbate and i get so depressed masturbating that i end going limp in my hand in about 5 minutes. Sad sad life that i have created
I'm sorry dude. Don't be so hard on yourself. Yeah you made a mistake. Don't let that mistake define the rest of your life. Learn from it and strive to not let it happen again. Just remember you'll be alright. I firmly believe your good people.
And use it to choke old Puero Rican women.
Get a place with a basement so you can hide the bodies after you choke them to death with your Frankenweiner.
Ha ha ha.
Man, I'll be honest. This sucks.
You know what I'm angry about. My ex wife led me on that there was a possibility of getting back after 30 days. Found out on day 21 that she had already decided on the first day for no. Seriously
Man, I'll be honest. This sucks.
You know what I'm angry about. My ex wife led me on that there was a possibility of getting back after 30 days. Found out on day 21 that she had already decided on the first day for no. Seriously
Bro, please call me if needed. Please hang in there. You will get through this and be stronger than ever.
I will. Just pissed. I've been griping about this **** on this thread for about 4 months and i am no where but still angry.
Lot of people here have helped. Just pissed i may have lost chance with other chick. Even if it's fishy
Let it go, man. Move on. You hang onto shite like that and it will drive you crazy. Get back out there. Rearview mirror, man. Truck on.
Oh yeah, also…flowers was a bad move with the new chick. Do something else…anything else...to woo her back. But you wait until you get back in there and YOU get paid…and then you send her flowers. Otherwise you very well may have just wasted $80 for nothing. If you wait, then she has a reason to get back with you the next time you eff up. And yeah, there will be a next time. Always is.
That's mean. It also gives some clarity that she is not a person that you should stay with.
Look, bro. You still got it all ahead of you. I think the world of your old lady, but I'm not cool if she's vindictively trying to play you. Chicks can act really cold when break-up time comes. You must look at diminishing returns. It sounds as if you've attempted to make amends.
Above all, keep your head about you and know there's a bright future in store.
@Kooky Kats
Two in a row in the "L" column. Hanging onto that division lead by a thread. Only a matter of time.
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Two in a row in the "L" column. Hanging onto that division lead by a thread. Only a matter of time.
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I was talking to a woman at work today who has a son in 9th grade. She always thought he was kinda slow. Kid doesn't talk much and has some behavior issues. Maybe autism. Kid ended up taking an IQ test. 130 IQ. Freaking genius.
Wow. Not quite genius level…but pretty damn close. Smart kid. Probably just needs to get laid.