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Kaizer Sosay

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Forgot to mention in yesterday's night adventure, that we partied with a homeless guy. We bought a pitcher of beer and drank it outside with him on the table on the sidewalk. After about an hour we finished the pitcher and then he asked us for $5 bucks. Ha ha ha ha ha


 

UKserialkiller

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Kooky has inspired me to grill this weekend.

Willy has inspired me to drink with the homeless.

Dude. This homeless guy actually didn't stink too bad. Prolly 6 days no bath. Ripe, but not riiiiipe. We gave him hugs.

Actually did the homeless trick. Where i know a homeless guy is going to ask me for money and i go ask him money before he asks me.

Well i did that. I asked that guy for a quarter. Dammit if he didn't pull out $.36 cents. He was gonna me his quarter and have $.11 lefts.
 

ukwildcat2004

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Dude. This homeless guy actually didn't stink too bad. Prolly 6 days no bath. Ripe, but not riiiiipe. We gave him hugs.

Actually did the homeless trick. Where i know a homeless guy is going to ask me for money and i go ask him money before he asks me.

Well i did that. I asked that guy for a quarter. Dammit if he didn't pull out $.36 cents. He was gonna me his quarter and have $.11 lefts.

You take his quarter?

Sometimes they don't stink sometimes they wear newer boots than I do. You just never do.

Sometimes they have a rag tied to a rope and swing it around their head to collect money for their "show"
 

UKserialkiller

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You take his quarter?

Sometimes they don't stink sometimes they wear newer boots than I do. You just never do.

Sometimes they have a rag tied to a rope and swing it around their head to collect money for their "show"

No. Didn't take it. Ha ha

Yep, the homeless come in all kinds of shapes and sizes and smells
 

UKGrad93

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When I was at UK, there was homeless guy that hung in the student center. There was an area of cubicles for student clubs and a table with a campus phone that could make local calls (pre-cell phone). That dude was always talking to a counselor about his problems. They would try to get him various jobs, but he had trouble holding them, cause he would get sick living on the streets. Or they would get him into a halfway house, but he would get sick because the other bums in there had pneumonia. It was quit the saga.
There's a homeless guy at the campus gym here sometimes. He uses the locker room as his personal laundry mat and battery charging station. He & all his stuff smells like a campfire. I don't think he's into drugs or alcohol, just a mental case.
 

funKYcat75

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Movies for summer, give me some recs

I need to brush up on classics that I should have seen by now. Knocked out Spinal Tap (I know ... I know) and Clockwork Orange already. Recent movies seem to suck pretty bad. I like sci-fi stuff and odd comedies. Not a fan of mystery/horror will save the Will Ferrell kind of comedies and rom-com for the wife. Might try One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest for the next one.
 

Kooky Kats_anon

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When in doubt, The Big Lebowski has levels of depth that are always amusing.

If you haven't seen The Kings Speech, then you missed the best movie made in 10 years.
 
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funKYcat75

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Best in Show, if you liked Spinal Tap (which you had to have liked)
I've seen all of those except for the ending of Waiting for Guffman (stream was hard to find and stopped working). Did the King's Speech last summer. Will have to watch The Big Lebowski (I'm an embarrassment)
 
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i can watch Young Guns 1 and 2 every single time they come on. same for shawshank, unforgiven and tombstone. just about anything 80s as well. love me some Goonies. that list could go on for pages.
 

Captain Forehead

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is a comedy classic. Was talking about it yesterday. Also. Boss man let us off work early today. Been drinking since one. Gonna be a great weekend.
 
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BlueVelvetFog

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I could've spent this weekend at home on the couch in a Lortab stupor – but no – I'm at the Home Depot buying bags of mulch and rocks--- like an *******

:alien::gun:
 
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