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but I did. When I got to Heaven (I know... I was surprised too) I had a piece of the chicken in my hand and let St. Peter sample it and he decided to give me another shot without the Big Dawg's go ahead. Said to make more of that tasty pretentious chicken thigh **** and share it with the world.
Told him it'd have to wait til next week as this week's groceries have already been bought.
too bad St Peter didn't choke to death, err to another plane of consciousness.
but he did. Apparently just as he lost cosmic consciousness God Almighty summoned Hitler to perform the Heimlich (must be a German thing). Hitler's in Heaven. My jaw dropped. How? I wasn't given time to ask. But there ya go... I never would've believed it.
Yeah right.
Out slopping May Belle today when . . .
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Runt ran up and said . . .
Willie had his Titty again.
Oops, I forgot :baseball: Snakes rule!
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that a hemorrhoid?
Just saw this commercial at the end of the Cavs/Boston game and it made me cringe because we all know good and well that none of these guys believe a thing they said. Not a word of it. They've never watched a WNBA game in their lives.
He is going. Can't blame him as there's an apparent colitis outbreak with Cal recruits. And he's going to disappear like a wet colitis fart in a breeze. Lenny Cook style.
What no one mentions in all these mock drafts are the random Brazil, Turk, France, Polish dudes that get picked that no one knows how NBA scouts evaluate.
DLeague has been around a long time and I can't recall a guy who went that route and developed into an AllStar.
Where ya goin', Hammi?
Agree with everything Kook said, but i think he comes back. I think he's gonna have to show his shot improved. I just pray it's better than Briscoes
Well his shot must be about like briscoes because a 6'5 SG with 7' wingspan, the most athletic guy in the draft, posting the second highest vertical of all time - how is he not getting drafted at a respectable spot?
Video of Wenyen Gabriel boxing on KSR, in some very short shorts. WhereTF does he put it? Like a belt? Tuck it and have a bum tickler all day? Compression shorts? It's like a magic trick
You mean "Brick-so," amirite?
Here's Kirk doing his Zay impression against Florida last year...
Heave ho, motherphookers
I guess I need to break it to my wife. I hope Shannon's husband handles it well.
[roll]You mean "Brick-so," amirite?
Here's Kirk doing his Zay impression against Florida last year...
Heave ho, motherphookers
I think Diallo stays and shoot bricks all season. Then gets drafted late 1st round/early 2nd round next year. Meanwhile, Cam Johnson goes somewhere else & tears it up shooting 44% from 3.
~or~
Diallo goes. Gets drafted #22, averages a double-double in the league. Cam Johnson comes to UK & rides the pine. Becomes the player that everyone asks about when's he gonna play.
Hell, I dunno. I ate Velveta brand hamburger helper stuff last night. It was good. But anything would have been good after being famished like I was.
All I want to do is go home, poop & go back to bed. Woke up at 2 AM to pee, heard my kid call for mom, then heard arguing. Ugh...
~or~
Diallo goes. Gets drafted #22, averages a double-double in the league. Cam Johnson comes to UK & rides the pine. Becomes the player that everyone asks about when's he gonna play.
Hell, I dunno. I ate Velveta brand hamburger helper stuff last night. It was good. But anything would have been good after being famished like I was.
All I want to do is go home, poop & go back to bed. Woke up at 2 AM to pee, heard my kid call for mom, then heard arguing. Ugh...
You're exactly right 93. I hope Cal is reading this. I know he's not because if he did read our stuff we would have 3 championships by now.
Mick-butter yo -- from cows that eat grass, bitches.
Man that looks delicious. Wrapped in gold. MMm. Bet that's the kind of butter you get at restaurants where they bring you butter already sliced on a pretty white plate and ****. Wal Mart butter does not taste like that stuff.
Been staring at this stupid printer over here like
Ready to kick it.
Btw, toner cartdridges?? You have to sell heroin to afford those. What's the deal with those things?
Been staring at this stupid printer over here like
Ready to kick it.
Btw, toner cartdridges?? You have to sell heroin to afford those. What's the deal with those things?
Just ate a whole stick of Wal Mart butter for lunch but it was the salted brand. The salted butter made my side item of a table spoon of iodized salt taste too salty.
Is all this worry over Hammi warranted? I'd take the Pitt dude over him any day.
I'd take both actually... Tell the lumberjack to beat it.
I'd take both actually... Tell the lumberjack to beat it.
You should see his jousting vids. Tripping horses n shih.
well if Wenyen don't make it at bball, he can always be the next Lexington Steele. as matter of fact, ole Lex Steele should give his name up to Wenyen
Maybe Cal is orchestrating this whole thing just to stick it to everyone. You know other coaches are concerned about the best athlete at the NBA combine playing for a pretty loaded team.
deserves a Grammy over whatever horsehit Kanye, Katy, Beyonce, or Taylor is currently recording.
Soooooo are we gonna clan up or nah??? We may be b-list thread, but if we come together and get our town hall up to par, work our lumberjacks like slaves, strengthen our shields, and release the Wizards on some candy asses, WE CAN F SOME CLANS UP.