N.O.B.

[funKYcat75]

I really wish (a) it was acceptable for people in my line of work to day-drink, and (b) killing a fifth of Bailey’s wouldn’t drive me out of ketosis, ‘cause lemme tells ya, I’d get plastered right about now .

Just throw back a few shots of mydriatics and see what happens? It might open you up to another plane of consciousness.

 

[-Mav-]

Based solely on the content of his posts, I’ve been operating on the assumption all these years that mav is plastered 24/7.

Is that not correct?

I can certainly understand why you’d think either constant inebriation or a severe form of cretinism. However, the blame for my posts lies solely with simple good, old-fashioned stupidity.

 

[-Mav-]

Just throw back a few shots of mydriatics and see what happens? It might open you up to another plane of consciousness.

You might be onto something. If tomorrow is like today I’m gonna do a little ‘sperimentin’.

 

[ukwildcat2004]

Draft decision update: there is no update. I'm still gathering vital information. #blessed.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I can certainly understand why you’d think either constant inebriation or a severe form of cretinism. However, the blame for my posts lies solely with simple good, old-fashioned stupidity.

Stupidity? I dunno. Yeah...maybe. But it’s also borderline genius at times. It’s a fine line.

 

[-Mav-]

Angst/depression/listlessness/rage primarily fueled my mid 2000s - 2020 posts. Now my life is so good it’s pretty boring...excuse me while I go get pissed about nothing in general and pick a fight. Brb.

 

[-Mav-]

Speaking of genius, this deserves a mention:

 

[ukwildcat2004]

On a serious note can we actually get enough decent players out of the Transfer portal to be good next year?

 

[UKGrad93]

 

[gobigbluebell]

No.

Damion Mintz left a decent team to hopefully win a championship, and he ended up playing for a dumbass coach and missing the tournament entirely.

Cal needs to replace most of his staff with some cool new modern recruiters and coaches that can sell hope, change, and a brand new fun offense...

Like Stoops hiring Coen.

Even then, it’s not enough to magically make us a contender. Only way that happens is if Cal recruits like he used to, and by all accounts, that doesn’t seem possible.

We’re a football school now, and that’s awesome.

 

[-Mav-]

HOLY COW AND OMFG!!! — we’ve got The Six Million Dollar Man playing on the retro channel at the office (cause I’ve got an HD antenna cause I’m too cheap to get a dish or cable) and I completely forgot about the episode where Col. Steve Austin f*cking RIPS SASQUATCH’S ARM OFF!!!

Talk about a helluva day — kick Bigfoot’s ***, then go home and nail Farrah Fawcett.

 

[gobigbluebell]

lmao....damn, that's stone cold. I need to see me some of that show.

 

[funKYcat75]

Looks likes he's about to smoke a fattie.

 

[gobigbluebell]

These your Iowan neighbors?

 

[UKGrad93]

HOLY COW AND OMFG!!! — we’ve got The Six Million Dollar Man playing on the retro channel at the office (cause I’ve got an HD antenna cause I’m too cheap to get a dish or cable) and I completely forgot about the episode where Col. Steve Austin f*cking RIPS SASQUATCH’S ARM OFF!!!

Talk about a helluva day — kick Bigfoot’s ***, then go home and nail Farrah Fawcett.

 

[-Mav-]

Looks likes he's about to smoke a fattie.

⬅ *wonders how high you could get with bionic lungs?*

 

[funKYcat75]

- Spent some of my #BidenCheck on football season tickets and a parking pass. Sounds like it will be a good investment. Got another reason to go to more games this year too.

- "If you smoke, I got the haze. And if you're hungry girl I got filets." Name a better song lyric than that. Genius.

- Lawn maintenance begins today, dammit. At least it's not too hot/cold. Still sucks. Should've spent the Stimmy on a lawn guy.

- After 4 straight days of watching basketball all day and night, I was extremely bored last night. Shoulda done something productive, but naaaah.

- Stay cool, NOB.

 

[-Mav-]

Still haven’t gotten my Bidenbucks. If that senile old coot was gonna steal the Presidency from Donnie, the least he could do is pay me my money. Thanks Sleepy Joe. Sad.

 

[-Mav-]

I WANT MY FOURTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS!

 

[ukwildcat2004]

I WANT MY FOURTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS!

You have spoken ill of master Biden on at least one occasion. Stimulus denied.

 

[gobigbluebell]

 

[UKGrad93]

Still haven’t gotten my Bidenbucks. If that senile old coot was gonna steal the Presidency from Donnie, the least he could do is pay me my money. Thanks Sleepy Joe. Sad.

Mine must be lost in the mail.

 

[funKYcat75]

Maybe y’all make too much money.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Steve Austin? Just another Middlesboro native doing incredible things.....

 

[-Mav-]

Damn, Kurt Russell must have fallen on hard times.

 

[UKGrad93]

Maybe y’all make too much money.

There's no such thing.

 

[funKYcat75]

Forgot to set the alarm two mornings in a row. Still woke up right on the dot. The mind is a curious thing.

 

[-Mav-]

Yeah it really is. I haven’t set an alarm in months and I wake up between 5:00 and 5:30 every day. Day after day after day.

I’m basically Phil Connors.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Mav, whilst you are waiting on your stimmy...

Also, some tire joint in Metro always has clever stuff on their sign out front and they update it regularly. The current message...

“Use your stimmy to fix your shimmy”

 

[gobigbluebell]

"It's my coke n' whores and I need it NOW!"

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Yo @funKYcat75....

plex and nas aside, is there a product that can transmit a cable box signal to another TV via WiFi?

my contractor didn’t run a fuggin cable to the back of my bar.

 

[funKYcat75]

Yo @funKYcat75....

plex and nas aside, is there a product that can transmit a cable box signal to another TV via WiFi?

my contractor didn’t run a fuggin cable to the back of my bar.

I think this is what you need.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Nope. This thing still needs to link both pieces with a CAT6 cable.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

https://www.screenbeam.com/products/mywirelesstv2-wireless-video-hdmi-video-kit/

 

[-Mav-]

Wake the f*ck up, it’s time to work out.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Wake the f*ck up, it’s time to work out.

Hey, Jack LaLaine.... keep my guilt outta your skinny mouth.

 

[ukwildcat2004]

Who needs best buy when you got funky.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Hey, Jack LaLaine.... keep my guilt outta your skinny mouth.

 

[-Mav-]

Planted seven, count ‘em SEVEN, trees in the yard yesterday — a redwood (or maybe it was a redbud, does it really f*cking matter?), a birch “bundle” because apparently we’re going to make a f*cking canoe in a few years, some kind of Chinese/Japanese/Far East weeping and/or drooping cherry that’s prolly infested with COVID20, 21, or 22, and four Harbor Vitales that will miraculously grow 10 feet tall and wide by Labor Day and shield us from our idiot neighbors.

Fell asleep at 7:30 without the aid of booze or weed.

 

[funKYcat75]

redwood (or maybe it was a redbud, does it really f*cking matter?)

I’m no treeoligist but it seems that might matter.