Quick FFL update: The Ulcers are currently projected to get a much-needed 10-point win, which would preserve the hope of a quite remarkable 10-win season…in spite of my managerial skills.
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F you Kaiz, you won’t step foot in my Buc-ee’s.
You also won’t beat me in FF today. Watson has spoken. Winner of 10 straight, undisputed #1 team…whipped by the lowly Bells. Sad!
You also won’t beat me in FF today. Watson has spoken. Winner of 10 straight, undisputed #1 team…whipped by the lowly Bells. Sad!
Is “Buc-ee” actually the beaver’s name, or just a descriptive pun about his teeth?
Yeah, my inevitable embarrassing defeat to your ****** team is mostly what fueled my previous rant.
Feels good. Made my season.
Tell your lil co-owner he sucks, too. You got Aaron Rogers and Matt Stafford, and someone started Cam Newton. Nice effort!
Tell your lil co-owner he sucks, too. You got Aaron Rogers and Matt Stafford, and someone started Cam Newton. Nice effort!
The Ulcers got a record-setting 8th win and how am I celebrating? I’m out in the gym at 5:00 am motherf#ckers — cause that’s what winners do. Think Saban got drunk Saturday night then slept in on Sunday morning? Think again.
Oh and, uh, sprinkles? Don’t believe the hype — sprinkles are for losers, Jimmy. Sprinkles are what winners use to trick losers into eating and being even more of a loser.
You top 4 teams are very fortunate that my team had a dip in productivity. It'll be too little, too late, but my team is surging.
Fortune favors the bold and basically I'm bold AF.
Know who else is bold? Those dudes who robbed the jewelry store in California a few days ago. Hard, pipe-hittin' brothers just rolled up and went to work wailin' on the glass. The truly amazing thing is how many hammer whacks it took to break through. Dunno how thick it was and no doubt it was tempered, and I'm sure it had bullet-proof film on both sides, but damn it's still just sand, limestone, and soda ash.
Ahhhhh, thanks man. I've learned something. I thought annealing only applied to steel/metal.
What about An'Nealed? Or his Pacific Islander colleague Anne'aled?
Before Stoops gets to leaving for that OU job, somebody PLEASE make sure he knows we gotta Buc-ee's about to open down here in Richmond.
And gdit MItch! Get the man his private plane! He can land right at Buc-ee's.
And gdit MItch! Get the man his private plane! He can land right at Buc-ee's.
God knows Piglet enjoys his snacks.
I figure him for a couple Slim Jims, king sized Mounds, large bag of Cheez-Its, and Big Gulp (or whatever the hell Buc-Teeth calls it) Moutain Dew no ice per visit.
Sorry, I was flashing back and projecting a former life onto Piglet.
Rise and shine, it’s 4:42 in the a.m. — these donuts ain’t gonna make themselves.
Au contraire, mon brother.
I live in God's own time, brother. Eastern time is for socialists/Marxists/communists.
More like packman about to eat a power pellet.Those look more like funnel cakes than donuts.
Mark Stoops and Big Dog continue the business of dragging their peckers over the heads of the doubters and nay sayers. I like my coaches.
Some might think that the “recent” development of self-replicating robots signifies the end of the world as we know it (que the REM music). I say meh...that was inevitable and I’m pretty sure that we already have self-replicating robots that have been living amongst us for decades...
However, there is something that most certainly DOES signify end of times...the emergence of the “Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl” on the college bowl game circuit.
https://www.sofistadium.com/labowl/
However, there is something that most certainly DOES signify end of times...the emergence of the “Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl” on the college bowl game circuit.
https://www.sofistadium.com/labowl/
Btw, I enjoyed that article, funk. Stuff like that fascinates me.
Zuckerberg is in the conversation for GOAT weirdo. This skit parodying his Senate hearing where he'd preface Every. Single. Comment. Each. And. Every. Time. with "senator" is a classic...
It would be if the greedy sonofabitch ophthalmologists weren't so f#cking cheap -- those bastards sold out to some medical conglomerate from St. Louis a couple years ago and the corporate suits cut out the nugget and Poly sauce bennies for us lowly optoms. Makes me wanna pull a Griswold on them.
Mav would probably be skinning the breading off of each individual nugget and adding protein powder to the sauce anyway, with his 32" waist ...
CFA Christmas platter has a (justifiable) lifetime keto exemption.
Plus it's God's chicken recipe anyway. I think that makes it healthy or something.
Say that reminds me...funkycat, what’s the latest update on the tiny pool house? Any weird Christmas decorations?
Adding further insult to my aforementioned chicken injuries, this sign greeted me at the local Zaxby's this weekend when I had a hankering for some fingers and Zax sauce...
It's located about 3/4 of a mile from CFA on the way out of town, so location is a problem. However, the Culver's right across the parking lot from Zaxby's does booming business, so I don't really know what the problem is. Lord knows I've done my part to keep them going these past few years.
It's located about 3/4 of a mile from CFA on the way out of town, so location is a problem. However, the Culver's right across the parking lot from Zaxby's does booming business, so I don't really know what the problem is. Lord knows I've done my part to keep them going these past few years.
Great point. I'm pretty sure Hebrew scholars have proven the manna which kept the ancient Israelites alive while they wandered was actually CFA.
Still for sale. Shocking that a questionably sized house (listing says 2926 square feet. No way) right on a busy road that costs 369K hasn't been snatched up yet.
The outside does not match the inside at all.