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Kaizer Sosay

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I remember reading an article a while back about some hipster guy living in a mall for a few years in Pennsylvania somewhere I think. The mall was being built right along this guy’s jogging path.

One day he notices that there is a little nook where two parts of the building come together so he investigated. The nook led to an odd shaped area that was about 750sq ft that was empty with the exception of some trash. Apparently it was a design flaw of some sort.

So this guy winds up clearing out the trash and moving in some furniture. He installed a door at the front of the nook so it looked like a storage room. There was an electrical outlet so he had a TV, microwave, heater, fan, etc...all on the mall’s electric bill. He used the bathrooms at the movie theatre at night to take a make-shift shower, brush his teeth and store up on water.

I envision mash doing something similar at the new Buc-ee’s.

I’ll leave out the part about that guy eventually getting caught.
 
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gobigbluebell

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Kaizer Sosay said:
I remember reading an article a while back about some hipster guy living in a mall for a few years in Pennsylvania somewhere I think. The mall was being built right along this guy’s jogging path.

One day he notices that there is a little nook where two parts of the building come together so he investigated. The nook led to an odd shaped area that was about 750sq ft that was empty with the exception of some trash. Apparently it was a design flaw of some sort.

So this guy winds up clearing out the trash and moving in some furniture. He installed a door at the front of the nook so it looked like a storage room. There was an electrical outlet so he had a TV, microwave, heater, fan, etc...all on the mall’s electric bill. He used the bathrooms at the movie theatre at night to take a make-shift shower, brush his teeth and store up on water.

I envision mash doing something similar at the Buc-ee’s.

I’ll leave out the part about that guy eventually getting caught.
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You may find this hard to believe but Richmond has a half deserted old mall that would be perfect for hobo living, and I would be shocked if people aren't living in there somewhere. It's pretty big.
 
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_Mav_

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Kaizer Sosay said:
I remember reading an article a while back about some hipster guy living in a mall for a few years in Pennsylvania somewhere I think. The mall was being built right along this guy’s jogging path.

One day he notices that there is a little nook where two parts of the building come together so he investigated. The nook led to an odd shaped area that was about 750sq ft that was empty with the exception of some trash. Apparently it was a design flaw of some sort.

So this guy winds up clearing out the trash and moving in some furniture. He installed a door at the front of the nook so it looked like a storage room. There was an electrical outlet so he had a TV, microwave, heater, fan, etc...all on the mall’s electric bill. He used the bathrooms at the movie theatre at night to take a make-shift shower, brush his teeth and store up on water.

I envision mash doing something similar at the new Buc-ee’s.

I’ll leave out the part about that guy eventually getting caught.
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And the hipster's name was...Elon Musk. The moral? Even a hobo can eventually build rockets if he applies himself.
 
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_Mav_

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funKYcat75 said:
Balloons and cards and whatnot?
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You mean the kind that blow up into funny shapes?


 
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thabigbluenation

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Had hernia surgery today. Belly button thing. Was a casualty of the colon surgery I had. Did too much too soon back then. Then covid put it on the back burner for awhile. So glad to have it done finally.

Buuuuutt Damn this **** was/is painful as hell. Only about 10 hrs removed from the robot carving into me. Pain pills when used only when and as needed are dope as **** tho. Literally.

Imma do what the Dr ordered this time around. Last time I was pissed about the cancer thing and went out to prove I was stronger than most. Lol. Apparently surgery and chemo weakens the body? Who knew. Hence the hernia thing.

This time it's pain meds and lazy town.

Carry on
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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thabigbluenation said:
Had hernia surgery today. Belly button thing. Was a casualty of the colon surgery I had. Did too much too soon back then. Then covid put it on the back burner for awhile. So glad to have it done finally.

Buuuuutt Damn this **** was/is painful as hell. Only about 10 hrs removed from the robot carving into me. Pain pills when used only when and as needed are dope as **** tho. Literally.

Imma do what the Dr ordered this time around. Last time I was pissed about the cancer thing and went out to prove I was stronger than most. Lol. Apparently surgery and chemo weakens the body? Who knew. Hence the hernia thing.

This time it's pain meds and lazy town.

Carry on
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Praying for a quick recovery.
 
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_Mav_

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thabigbluenation said:
Had hernia surgery today. Belly button thing. Was a casualty of the colon surgery I had. Did too much too soon back then. Then covid put it on the back burner for awhile. So glad to have it done finally.

Buuuuutt Damn this **** was/is painful as hell. Only about 10 hrs removed from the robot carving into me. Pain pills when used only when and as needed are dope as **** tho. Literally.

Imma do what the Dr ordered this time around. Last time I was pissed about the cancer thing and went out to prove I was stronger than most. Lol. Apparently surgery and chemo weakens the body? Who knew. Hence the hernia thing.

This time it's pain meds and lazy town.

Carry on
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Had an umbilical hernia repair years ago. Hurts for a couple weeks, then you’ll be fine. Hang tough.
 
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thabigbluenation said:
Had hernia surgery today. Belly button thing. Was a casualty of the colon surgery I had. Did too much too soon back then. Then covid put it on the back burner for awhile. So glad to have it done finally.

Buuuuutt Damn this **** was/is painful as hell. Only about 10 hrs removed from the robot carving into me. Pain pills when used only when and as needed are dope as **** tho. Literally.

Imma do what the Dr ordered this time around. Last time I was pissed about the cancer thing and went out to prove I was stronger than most. Lol. Apparently surgery and chemo weakens the body? Who knew. Hence the hernia thing.

This time it's pain meds and lazy town.

Carry on
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Yikes! Sorry to hear. Get well soon.
 
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Congrats on winning this farce of a season, Kook.

After all the smack talk, KS, Mash, and I all have the same number of championships, historically.

Kook and UKGrad with two ‘ships. Not too shabby.

I think next year is Mav and Jed’s year.

Thanks as always to our fearless commish, ATC.
 
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Kooky Kats_anon

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funKYcat75 said:
Congrats on winning this farce of a season, Kook.

After all the smack talk, KS, Mash, and I all have the same number of championships, historically.

Kook and UKGrad with two ‘ships. Not too shabby.

I think next year is Mav and Jed’s year.

Thanks as always to our fearless commish, ATC.
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Cant wait for next year to say: I have the same amount of chips as you fools COMBINED.

Although, I’m secretly pulling for ATX.
 
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gobigbluebell

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I’m happy or Stetson Bennet The Fourth for a few reasons, but not happy for anyone else in Georgia, especially Kirby Smart.

1. Stetson has a great QB name
2. He’s 5’9” and looks like Pajama Boy from those Obamacare commercials
3. He’s got balls
 
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