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Kaizer Sosay

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Y’all ever wonder why the vegan companies always wanna make their **** look like meat? Who are they marketing this crap to? Vegan-vegetarians surely don’t care if their tofu/grain/whatever crap looks like a burger or chicken breast, and meat eaters aren’t (for the most part) gonna eat that **** no matter what form it takes.

On a related note, why don’t you ever see meat companies try to make their products look like broccoli or lettuce? You can’t tell me that Johnsonville can’t make a brat look like a carrot.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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My spirit animal is 50% ManBearPig...




50% Liger (for the magic skills...duh)






And 50% Pope Lick Monster...




Yeah I know that equals 150%...so what...we’re talking spirit animals here.
 

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For the past few days I've become fascinated with sleight-of-hand videos on YouTube. It's turning into an obsession. I could easily be convinced that some of these dudes have channeled demons.
 
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Scleral lenses are comfy… but sometimes they weld to my eyeball and the plunger feels like I’m sucking my eye out of socket when removing them.
Lol, yeah those scleral lens plungers are industrial strength. How's the vision through them compared to your old lenses?
my little guy may have a future in baseball. Pure swing. Strong. Sending him to Johnny Hustle baseball camp. Johnny Hustle(himself) is a douchebag BTW.
That's awesome, man. I can't imagine how cool it would be to have a son playing baseball. Is he a lefty or righty?
 
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