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ukwildcat2004

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I think those stars depreciate as soon as they leave the school, just like a new car driving off the lot.

So if we do the depreciation on this:

Been in school four years now. We lose a star for each year, depreciates to one star. If my math is correct.

So we essentially have signed a one-star qb.
 

funKYcat75

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I just want to say to everyone that it has been a great fantastical football season. Everyone fought hard and played fair. A true joy to be a part of.

That being said ...





I'M IN THE PLAYOFFS, YOU BEYONCES!!!!! IT MUST SUCK TO BE SO BAD AT FF THAT YOU LOST TO ME!!! FROM AN OH-AND-THREE START TO THE MOST VAUNTED FF PLAYOFFS IN THE NATION.

KENTUCKY'S FOOTBALL SCHOOL? I BEAT YOU
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN FOREHEAD? I BEAT YOU
STOOPID JOKERS? I BEAT YOU
FIGHTING EUNUCHS? I BEAT YOU
KAIN TUCK? I BEAT YOU
TESTY GULLS? I BEAT YOU
MEAN MACHINE? I BEAT YOU

THAT LEAVES TWO: TEXAS DRUNKS AND BLUE BELL! YOUR TIME IS COMING. TREAD LIGHTLY. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN PETER CETERA'S UNDERBITE RUNS WILD OVER
YOU? DAYS ARE NUMBERED
 

Captain Forehead

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Oh yeah? Well it's basketball season anyway. (You know since I'm not in the playoffs and whatnot.).
Plus, I'm about the academics. Sports is further down the list at The University of O.C.M.C.F.
So enjoy your little playoff while I'm doing important things like...
Studying the results of having a fatty liver from binge drinking due to having extra spare time not being in the playoffs.
 

CaptainBoogerBuns

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I just want to say to everyone that it has been a great fantastical football season. Everyone fought hard and played fair. A true joy to be a part of.

That being said ...





I'M IN THE PLAYOFFS, YOU BEYONCES!!!!! IT MUST SUCK TO BE SO BAD AT FF THAT YOU LOST TO ME!!! FROM AN OH-AND-THREE START TO THE MOST VAUNTED FF PLAYOFFS IN THE NATION.

KENTUCKY'S FOOTBALL SCHOOL? I BEAT YOU
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN FOREHEAD? I BEAT YOU
STOOPID JOKERS? I BEAT YOU
FIGHTING EUNUCHS? I BEAT YOU
KAIN TUCK? I BEAT YOU
TESTY GULLS? I BEAT YOU
MEAN MACHINE? I BEAT YOU

THAT LEAVES TWO: TEXAS DRUNKS AND BLUE BELL! YOUR TIME IS COMING. TREAD LIGHTLY. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN PETER CETERA'S UNDERBITE RUNS WILD OVER
YOU? DAYS ARE NUMBERED
 
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funKYcat75

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ATC, I actually feel bad about possible falling ***-backwards into the playoff finals. I didn’t realize that I left Dicker in and probably wouldn’t have if I was paying attention to who they were playing. I assumed after last week’s *** stomping I wouldn’t stand a chance.

However you’ve still got four dudes tomorrow and I’ve got one skinny dude who has been letting me down most of the season.
 
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