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- Man, I wish I could go to the spring game. I think the football team will be immensely improved this year. Could be magical.
- Putting Chipotle back in the penalty box. 6-month rotation after the last session on the potty.
- Thinking Bam stays... Bamba to Duke (hunch)
- Lenten Friday: PBJ lunch, Yucatan snimmps dinner. Bourbon dessert.
- Got my seat on bus.
- Wifey blew through $5k of savings on ********, not telling me... I went nuclear.
. Meh, women suck... Deal with it. I am a poor. - Goddamn UNC. May they eat pregame Chipotle.
- Raining like a bastard.
I can't even imagine the things I would say if that happened in our household ...
I can't go too nuts because I know she didn't go to spas and Bloomingdale's. She spent it on kids, and dog spaying and other ****... It's the lying about it that effing kills me. We had a rainy day/summer fund account that had $7k...
Any time I asked, howd you pay for this or that... We still have the 7, right? "Yes."
Now 2. Who even knows that's truth.
We're having similar issues, although not on that scale. She always seems to have cash for Starbucks, embroidered shirts, etc. even though we're on a tight budget with daycare going on for one more year. When we need something, her cash is miraculously missing ...
WTF was the context for this? It appears to be Samuel L Jackson pulling up to the Louisville Slugger museum in a truck hauling sacks of bags of bees. I made it, but I can't remember why. I bet it was hilarious.
Yep. Same ****. I haven't had a piece of physical currency in my wallet for months. My use of money is traceable to the cent via receipts using debit card...
In her car, Dunkin Donuts cups, random cheap new truck or stuffed animal toys bought at grocery to shut the baby up, best skin care products for prepubescent acne clad older guy... In my bathroom shower I have a bar of soap and shampoo... Errbody else has at least 4 product s each not counting razor/bathtoys/loofas.
I feel, bear the burden and comply to the constraints of budget reality, while Im being bled to death by paper cuts.
Can't remember. I'm sure if it was something to make you make a gif of it, it had to be something funny.WTF was the context for this? It appears to be Samuel L Jackson pulling up to the Louisville Slugger museum in a truck hauling sacks of bags of bees. I made it, but I can't remember why. I bet it was hilarious.
Five G? Send her to a debtors prison. I think there's one in Kentucky.
- Man, I wish I could go to the spring game. I think the football team will be immensely improved this year. Could be magical.
Later.
- Putting Chipotle back in the penalty box. 6-month rotation after the last session on the potty.
- Thinking Bam stays... Bamba to Duke (hunch)
- Lenten Friday: PBJ lunch, Yucatan snimmps dinner. Bourbon dessert.
- Got my seat on bus.
- Wifey blew through $5k of savings on ********, not telling me... I went nuclear.
- Goddamn UNC. May they eat pregame Chipotle.
- Raining like a bastard.
I feel your pain brother. My wife got into a habit of ordering crap from Amazon. She still does it sometimes, but its slowed down since she lost a job 2 years ago. Finger lights (trinkets for kids), Zumba gear, cleaning supplies (that she never used), on and on. I nearly freaked out when I found out that she was paying $30/mo to maintain a Zumba instructor certification (she never taught it for $$). She would put it all on the one card that I don't have access to. But every few months, I would see a $1000-1500 payment process through our bank account.
On vacation in Mexico a few years ago, she signed us up for a time share presentation so we could go see another resort. The hard sell started at over $100k, eventually down to $7500. I stg she would have signed up for it if I had not been there.
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My guess on the recruiting thing is Knox to Duke. He's a sf, & we always miss on those guys & Duke always gets them. Bamba - I don't know. He sounds really good, so we probably don't get him. If we do, he's not as good as advertised. Or something like that.
Gonna meet up with @AustinTXCat in a few weeks. Maybe we'll go to Omaha.
AustinTxCat sounds like an out of control menace and maniacal animal...
I'd like to meet him sometime.
Woke up with a massive migraine this morning. Just took two fiorcet and a muscle relaxer. I'm gonna be sleeping all day today in just a bit.
Anyone else in your neck of the woods using the old muscle relaxers, too?
Mav and Schhpeerz need to come back. This place is done gone to the schitz.
Never...effing....gets....old
They deleted my "Japanese p***** wide" post (and banned me) and I know that mfer had at least 4 likes. CATPAW JUST LET ME BE GREAT MAN.
When they tear down the nearby Long John Silver's and put up a mothertouching AT&T store in it's place, instead of a Krispy Kreme or Zaxby's...
They are tearing down a shoe store here and putting in a Golden Corral. Pikeville ain't ready for that. I call at least three heart attacks in the building before the first week in business.
Considering the locale and its residents, that is a damn savvy business move right there. Only way to be better is if they installed a moving sidewalk to it from West Virginia.
These damned reCAPTCHA certification thingies are getting freakin hard. Effing robots gonna eff up everything before long.
Thanks for the support guys. i just f
Oh man I'm sorry.
This gd e-world and all it's technology. Smh.
What we need is more donuts.
When they tear down the nearby Long John Silver's and put up a mothertouching AT&T store in it's place, instead of a Krispy Kreme or Zaxby's...
Oh man I'm sorry.
This gd e-world and all it's technology. Smh.
What we need is more donuts.
Ahhhhh yes. Those were the good old days…when vertical roast beef and bag o' bees in a sack ruled the interwebz with an iron fist. Thanks for the trip down memory lane, @funKYcat75.
#glory-days-without-speedballs
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#marriage. my wife is great at couponing, buying clearance, pinching pennies on sale items, not over doing shopping trips, but when it comes to big ticket spending, credit cards, etc, she has no damn clue. couldn't manage a monthly budget or responsibly manage a credit card to save her life. but grocery trip, hey look i saved 160 bucks on our bill! no you spent 450 and bought a whole bunch of **** because you had a coupon or it was on sale that we didn't need. but whatev.
Bam ain't coming back. learn Calipari Kentucky Effect by now. i think we get Bamba though.
Bam ain't coming back. learn Calipari Kentucky Effect by now. i think we get Bamba though.
But, if we call Bamba "Bam" then it's almost like Bam's back, right?
i'm almost convinced the earth is flat. just need a little more evidence
Oh it's flat alright, it's just got a really big, rounded bulge on each side of its center.