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If anyone would know about wannabe ****** who used to be men ...
Speaking of stinky ladies, I am currently burying my nose under the neck of my undershirt to shield me of the piss/burning death aroma of an old black lady's cooch sitting next to me on this neverending bus ride.
Fuggin ridiculous. I can't imagine being a gynecologist.
Fuggin ridiculous. I can't imagine being a gynecologist.
Lmaoooo
This morning I was Fazoli fartin in the shower - it was glorious btw - then I started thinking no way Willy's model stunk any worse than this. THen I started thinking about lil warm sheep and how I know those mfers stink - they are barnyard animals ffs. Gotta stink. like ***. That ***** knew she stunk like a sheep, and she was just trying to play mind games on Willy with that lil cute warm sheep in a blanket thing.
But mostly what you should take away from this is FAZOLI FARTS ARE UNREAL. White Castle ain't got **** on them.
I love Aaron Judge. He plays for the Yankees, likes Barry Bonds, and hits tape-measure bombs. That is all.
One time I ate a plate of rotten cabbage, two cans of spoiled sardines, and some nasty *** raw roadkill I had found, then washed it down with a bottle of Castor oil. Guess what? My farts smelled like chamomile tea with a hint of lavender and vanilla. Weirdest damn thing.
Fart in an empty wide mouthed bottle, Gatorade for example, seal it up, and mail it to me.
K, I'll set some cabbage and sardines out on the back porch today. Give me a week or so.
Encountered a decrepit looking guy with no shirt and tattered AF sweatpants in the middle of a crosswalk a few minutes ago. He was dribbling a half deflated basketball and doing spin moves (poorly) when anyone got close. After he passed me, I heard him yell "THINK FAST YAAAALLL!". I turned around and saw him launch the ball has hard as he could at a street sign. He hit it and a cop nearby said 'Hey buddy...don't do that again." Decrepit guy yelled back 'IT'S A FREE COUNTRY' and gaited down to get his ball.
Rice Krispie Treats are the shizniz, but you gotta get that butta in there.
<extends collapsible nightstick like a lightsaber>
Yep, real butter and real Rice Krispies -- margarine and fake Krispies can EAD.
I had a similar encounter yesterday, only much better. I saw a guy with no shirt AND no sweatpants JAYWALKING and dribbling a BOWLING BALL and doing EXCELLENT spin moves. After he passed me, I heard him WHISPER "think fast yalllll." I turned around and saw him throw the bowling ball as hard as he could at a sign. He missed and DECAPITATED a SEAL, whereupon the SEAL promptly RE-CAPITATED his own head, did 100 pushups and 100 burpees, killed a couple radical Islamic terrorists, and then bought the decrepit naked guy a filet at Jack Ruby's.
haha, sometimes i'll repeatedly dip a stick of real butter in table sugar and eat it.
I was going to say, I can't tell you, I did want anyone to know I stopped by this thread. Now, it's gone.
Dust those fuggin' sticky love bricks with powdered sugar and dig your grill into them like eatin good-smellin', non-farm animal stankin' snatchajaweeyah.
Rice krispy fan here, but homemade ones don't turn out right. They are much harder and not as gooey as the packaged ones. Does that mean butter wasn't used?
This bottle of sailor Jerry is not regulation size for it has gone too fast.
1 part Jerry, 2 part water, splash or two of cran-Apple juice. My new love. Like Jesus juice.
This bottle of sailor Jerry is not regulation size for it has gone too fast.
1 part Jerry, 2 part water, splash or two of cran-Apple juice. My new love. Like Jesus juice.
More like Magic Johnson's son judging by the shoes.
You're halfway to girly drinks like the kinds I enjoy. Double that rum, doh.