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_Zardoz_

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HEY CATPAW YOU BETTER BRING BACK THE DANCING BANANA RIGHT NOW OR ELSE

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Seriously though, standing bananas are boring as hell.
 
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It's a damned sad day in interwebville when a fella has to google his own dancing banana...

 
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Uh...Willy just want kinda strange you running around with? I don't think you can use step up and crabs in the same sentence.
 
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Kooky Kats

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Let me preface this by saying I am a scared, unhandy guy.

Welp. Fixed the Ascaso Steel Uno Pro w/PID. Added/replaced new gaskets, water filter, ridiculously dope portafilter... then I descaled, and backflushed entire boiler and whatnot...

I got too big for me britches. I decided to clean the Mazzer Mini grinder. I took it apart. Bad idea.

**** started flying everywhere. Coffee Grinds... parts, springs... dog came in and started licking floor caked in coffee (and parts). It is an Italian engineering masterpiece, and highly delicate (as am I)...

In any case, I carefully put the **** back together, but I am FAAAAARRRR from dialed-in to making a decent shot. I have destroyed a fresh bag of beans in pursuit of something drinkable but not close.

I'm sad. I forgot how perfect **** was with my patinated/dirty/grimey equipment setup as opposed to my glistening countertop bling. :(

It's insufferable.:baseball:
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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Kooky Kats said:
Let me preface this by saying I am a scared, unhandy guy.

Welp. Fixed the Ascaso Steel Uno Pro w/PID. Added/replaced new gaskets, water filter, ridiculously dope portafilter... then I descaled, and backflushed entire boiler and whatnot...

I got too big for me britches. I decided to clean the Mazzer Mini grinder. I took it apart. Bad idea.

**** started flying everywhere. Coffee Grinds... parts, springs... dog came in and started licking floor caked in coffee (and parts). It is an Italian engineering masterpiece, and highly delicate (as am I)...

In any case, I carefully put the **** back together, but I am FAAAAARRRR from dialed-in to making a decent shot. I have destroyed a fresh bag of beans in pursuit of something drinkable but not close.

I'm sad. I forgot how perfect **** was with my patinated/dirty/grimey equipment setup as opposed to my glistening countertop bling. :(

It's insufferable.:baseball:
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Nice work. I concede. You win this round.

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No f that. Yankees blow and I didn't even read what kooky posted bc I was too mad piecing that hidden message together.
 
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Kooky Kats said:
Let me preface this by saying I am a scared, unhandy guy.

Welp. Fixed the Ascaso Steel Uno Pro w/PID. Added/replaced new gaskets, water filter, ridiculously dope portafilter... then I descaled, and backflushed entire boiler and whatnot...

I got too big for me britches. I decided to clean the Mazzer Mini grinder. I took it apart. Bad idea.

**** started flying everywhere. Coffee Grinds... parts, springs... dog came in and started licking floor caked in coffee (and parts). It is an Italian engineering masterpiece, and highly delicate (as am I)...

In any case, I carefully put the **** back together, but I am FAAAAARRRR from dialed-in to making a decent shot. I have destroyed a fresh bag of beans in pursuit of something drinkable but not close.

I'm sad. I forgot how perfect **** was with my patinated/dirty/grimey equipment setup as opposed to my glistening countertop bling. :(

It's insufferable.:baseball:
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As a fellow REAL coffee enthusiast, this deeply saddens me.
 
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_Zardoz_

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Rejoice, both N.O.B.-ian and lurking rube, today is a glorious day -- indeed, an observance of perhaps history's most glorious day. For on this day, lo some two-score and thirteen years ago, a child was born -- an exquisite, precocious lad who would soon mature into the venerated internet gawd standing before you now. Yes, today is my birthday, and I have but one simple command: That those privileged to read this should praise my name, for great is my name and worthy of praise.

I require nothing else save your fealty. Well, ok, fealty...and pics of big, beautiful hooters. In the words of the immortal James Ambrose Johnson, Jr., "IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES, NOW SHOW ZARDOZ YOUR TITTIES."
 
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_Zardoz_ said:
Rejoice, both N.O.B.-ian and lurking rube, today is a glorious day -- indeed, an observance of perhaps history's most glorious day. For on this day, lo some two-score and thirteen years ago, a child was born -- an exquisite, precocious lad who would soon mature into the venerated internet gawd standing before you now. Yes, today is my birthday, and I have but one simple command: That those privileged to read this should praise my name, for great is my name and worthy of praise.

I require nothing else save your fealty. Well, ok, fealty...and pics of big, beautiful hooters. In the words of the immortal James Ambrose Johnson, Jr., "IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES, NOW SHOW ZARDOZ YOUR TITTIES."
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:cool2:[banana][cheers]:100points:[smoke]:eek:kay::clap::fistbump::raised_hands::pray::victory::boom::fire:

HAPPY BEFRDAY ZARDOZ
 
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