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Texas gets at least two chances of beating Kansas next year. Best of luck to them and Bamba.
I was thinking that Austin could spill a drink on the court and cause Bamba to slip.
Texas won what like 9 games last year, 2 in conference with a top 10 lottery pick on the roster. a pick who is now gone. good luck to a ****** season and no post season play big guy. smh kids man. Anthony Davis, number 1 pick, Demarcus Cousins, number 5 pick, Karl Towns, number 1 pick, Nerlens Noel with a busted knee, number 6 pick, Enes Kanter for God's sake, didn't play, number 3 pick. Skal Labis***** sucked donkey balls, number 28 pick. Willie Stein(anyone know he played wide receiver and tennis in high school) kind of different dude, number 6 pick.
nah, i will go win 10 games in a football state for a coach about to be fired. nice move big guy. smart. not Shaka Smart though
nah, i will go win 10 games in a football state for a coach about to be fired. nice move big guy. smart. not Shaka Smart though
Welp back to talking to the model. She actually wanted me to drive down tonight to go to a country bar.
I'll never learn GD'it
I'll never learn GD'it
Give us her number and we can anonymously tell her to freshen up her front butt for you.
Did we mention that it was perfected by a leading gynecologist?
Just hold your nose and dive in. It's been a little nt time since I've had 27yo pu$$y. Let me live vicariously.
Well, I was hoping that slip would lead to a torn ACL or worse. Results + @AustinTXCat stays out of jail.
But I'm also good for pitching in $20 or so to hire Jeff Gillooly.
Hot Carl for Willy.
once was bedding a lady with a stanky puss, whom I did not know had a stanky puss until we started intercourse. I was hammering and her juices got to flowing and well... I gagged a time or 5. She kept telling me to "EAT IT!!!!" and I had to lie to her and tell her I didn't do that. Once she left that night I never talked to her again. Full on ignore all texts and calls.
Ladies, clean yo ****.
Ladies, clean yo ****.
I really don't know why this made me laugh for 5 minutes, but it sure as shinola did.
Ha ha ha ha this whole page is killing me. Especially Kooky's member me goat.
Welp drove down to Sarasota. Did country line dancing for the first time . My god she is just so hot. Wow. Kills me.
Gotta get that stuff cleaned up. She's still angry at me for breaking it off a few weeks ago. But I'm trying. This lonely **** is for the birds. Don't know how people do it.
Welp drove down to Sarasota. Did country line dancing for the first time . My god she is just so hot. Wow. Kills me.
Gotta get that stuff cleaned up. She's still angry at me for breaking it off a few weeks ago. But I'm trying. This lonely **** is for the birds. Don't know how people do it.
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See! Line dancin' ain't so bad.
About an hour drive down to Sarasota from Tampa? Sounds like ya had fun, bro. Awesome. Yeah, lonely **** sucks, but hey, things are turning for ya.
Get it? Member me? Its a pun, son! ****'s deep.
Also- being lonely?!?! i want to be KungFu and be lone wolf wandering off the grid for rando misadventures.
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Last night I dreamt of Venice. Best night in forever.
If you're going line dancing and whatnot I think it's perfectly acceptable to smell like a dead sheep. Even encouraged.
IDGAF what any you rubes say, BRC's mullet/ponytail was MF'n glorious.
No. Man. Not sure if that relationship will work either. I ended it 3 weeks ago and now i am trying to fix that one. She's angry too ha ha. Sent her $80 in flowers today