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jeez I never thought a birthday party for a bunch of little shitheads/sleepover could be so exhausting. 5 total kids spent the night and those girls were determined they were going to pull an all nighter. and by God they did. we passed out around 2 or 2:30, know for a fact that they were still up after 3 because my little meathead snuck down and stole mommy's phone and tried to call her "aunty Allie". one of mom's best friends and a chica my daughter things is the coolest thing ever. freaked her out of course cause she woke up the next day not knowing why she got phones calls and ****. I'm pretty sure there are several parents that were cussing us the next day when they got their kids back in the condition they were in. little ***** looked the next morning like they got run over. they managed to stay up till the sun came up and we got them out of bed around 8:30. can't wait till the teenage years come along and that same scenario plays out but they are hung over, which will inevitably happen and we drag their asses out of bed and make em puke. i am going to be a dickhead parent for sure.
I just wasted 2 hours trying to spot all the differences in those pics.
The third image, the red choo choo has one eyebrow.
So this vegan lifestyle is great. No complaints. But not getting enough protein. May start to eat *****. Wonder what i can pound for at the sperm bank?
nothing about the vegetarian lifestyle sounds remotely great.
oh, i love all the foods i'm sure you eat. they just all go better with a steak, or pork chops, or anything bbq'd, or some sort of bird. otherwise, they are just sides with no main course.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Why, I'd give up internet porn before I'd give up eating meat...AND THEY CAN HAVE MY INTERNET PORN WHEN THEY PRY IT FROM MY COLD, STICKY FINGERS.
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What if you had a vasectomy. Can you get in and out a coupled of times before the figure it out?
Come on out, bro. This town needs and enema.
One thing I notice about Willy's vegan lifestyle is that it seems to ebb and flow proportional to how involved he is with a certain blonde model. I get it. I hope you all have a fight (and then make up quickly) just so you can have a big steak. #FirstJessamineCountyVegan?
Whole lotta nothing going on today, and it's perfect.
Threw/gave away a bunch of toys from the middle boy's room the other day. One more toy-hoarder to go.
Cavs in 7. Gonna be a classic as long as everyone stays healthy. Looking forward to a little chippyness too. Not that he isn't already a superstar, but Kyrie will be the difference and will end up shutting down Steph in a game or two.
Keep on grindin.
Whole lotta nothing going on today, and it's perfect.
Threw/gave away a bunch of toys from the middle boy's room the other day. One more toy-hoarder to go.
Cavs in 7. Gonna be a classic as long as everyone stays healthy. Looking forward to a little chippyness too. Not that he isn't already a superstar, but Kyrie will be the difference and will end up shutting down Steph in a game or two.
Keep on grindin.
Starting with the 4th pic the purple train has clearly changed its gender identification.
Must not be too easy as you are contemplating eating *****. Most men have to do a couple years of hard time before they do that willingly. And even then it's for drugs or cigs or some other sought after contraband.
At first glance I read "beaspermdonor" as "bearspermdonor" (prolly cause the little sperm head was curvy and looked like an "r"),and I thought there's no f--king way I'm jacking a grizzly off no matter how much they pay me.
Come on out, bro. This town needs an enema.
You and me both. Señor Bear no play.
Any love is good love.
Bear just squeezed off a protein shake for Adams.
Bear just squeezed off a protein shake for Adams.
Willy you can't undo trying *****. That's a life time commitment once you do. Lol
Willy should write one of those blogs or whatever they are: I gave up butthole and switched to seamen. You won't believe what happened.
Better topic for discussion/potential HBO documentary...
Dolphin sex
Grizzly bear masturbation
Willy drinking *****
???
Dolphin sex
Grizzly bear masturbation
Willy drinking *****
???
I actually took that as a dude's butt becoming a ***** dumpster for an enthused grizzly. Donate that stuff and see what happens I guess!
Willy sitting around with his grand kids telling stories then all of a sudden kids let me tell you about that one time I tried *****.