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UKserialkiller

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Kooky. I'm going Baloo. Bet that thing is a ***** Keurig.



Boys. Signed the divorce papers today. Was squeezin *** this evening. Getting laid tomorrow at the chick's office. Man, here i was doing a pity party.

Found the cure to depression. It's getting laid by the person who isn't causing your depression.
 
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UKWILDCAT2004 said:
Willy sitting around with his grand kids telling stories then all of a sudden kids let me tell you about that one time I tried *****.
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Gotta get this vasectomy reversed.

Look, this chick was eating my *** off hotel bed sheets. Why am i better than her? She eat *** but I can't? Now do i wanna suck dong to get it? No way. But maybe mixing it with tofu and making vietnamese noodles would work
 
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Kooky Kats_anon

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Willy4UK said:
Boys. Signed the divorce papers today. Was squeezin *** this evening. Getting laid tomorrow at the chick's office. Man, here i was doing a pity party.

Found the cure to depression. It's getting laid by the person who isn't causing your depression.
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Willy4UK said:
Boys. Signed the divorce papers today. Was squeezin *** this evening. Getting laid tomorrow at the chick's office. Man, here i was doing a pity party.

Found the cure to depression. It's getting laid by the person who isn't causing your depression.
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Hell effing yeah! Knock the back-end out of it, bro.

Life only gonna get better.
 
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Willy4UK said:
Man, i know it's gonna stink tho. I'm thinking of showering but not washing my ball sack so my stuff stinks too. Crazy how hot she is, but she is sensitive. Maybe i just need to eat it and convince myself that it's not that bad
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You should engage in coitus on top of divorce papers so that her fragrant juices purfum the documents. Officially sealing the deal in a poetic and artistic manner.
 
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Willy4UK said:
Man, i know it's gonna stink tho. I'm thinking of showering but not washing my ball sack so my stuff stinks too. Crazy how hot she is, but she is sensitive. Maybe i just need to eat it and convince myself that it's not that bad
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Willy my dog was skunked again last night. the most awfullest smell ever. peroxide + baking soda + dawn will tame that rancid ***** in 2 minutes.

And Tori keep doing what you're doing, hunny. Doritos are amazing. You better hope it spreads to your *******.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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Willy4UK said:
Man, i know it's gonna stink tho. I'm thinking of showering but not washing my ball sack so my stuff stinks too. Crazy how hot she is, but she is sensitive. Maybe i just need to eat it and convince myself that it's not that bad
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I am just sitting over here on the sidelines wondering how bad it must smell for the King Daddy Mack of Salad Tossing to be hesitant to go down south. :scream:

Go for it, Willy. If you don't...Mikey will. Mikey will try anything.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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Good friend of mine lost his wife to lung cancer tonight. Knew it was coming but this one cuts deep.

Cancer sucks
 
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UKserialkiller

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Damn KS. Man I'm freaking sorry to hear that. ****. Wish i knew what to say. Just know we feel for ya man. Because it sucks. Really really sucks.
 
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