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Kaizer Sosay

Heisman
Nov 29, 2007
25,706
30,736
0
The real reasons for no good photoshops today.

1. Program is on my work computer
2. Taking care of my kids
3. Gotta get my naps in

Somebody get the treasury dept on the line. They need to cut a check pronto for a top o' the line photoshoppin' program for Mr. Teacherman.
 

Kooky Kats_anon

Heisman
Aug 17, 2002
25,741
46,563
0
Now pitching for your Wolfpack...
 

Wall2Boogie

Heisman
Jan 28, 2010
26,239
21,732
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73 years ago today we remember those who invaded the beaches of Normandy. Thank you to all the men and women who serve and have served in our military.
 

UKserialkiller

Heisman
Dec 13, 2009
34,297
54,801
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I thought she got it? Confused.

The avatar is something I ain't getting rid of.

She got the showerhead. Which sucks. I told the lawyer, if she put in as much effort in the marriage than she did getting out of it, that I may not even be in that position.
 

TriangleUKCat

All-American
Dec 28, 2014
2,911
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Was out last night and got caught in a thunderstorm. As I was rushing to get kid in her carseat, a family in the car next to me was doing the same, only the dad seemed to be in turbo beastmode "let's GTFO of the rain" mentality. I heard him giving gruff instructions to his kid and then the kid said 'daddy, Elmo needs strapped in too', to which the dad replied "ELMO CAN TAKE CARE OF HIS DAMN SELF!"

Kid paused for a second and I heard her say, as the door was shutting, "no he can't he's a stuffed animal."
 

funKYcat75

Heisman
Apr 10, 2008
32,417
41,024
112
We had a similar situation last night. Belle and Anna had to wait the storm out in the van while the rest of us hightailed it inside. Son was driving and is cautious (slow) so we could have beat the storm, but no dice.
 
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TriangleUKCat

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Dec 28, 2014
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One of the biggest fights I've ever had with my wife was the result of her driving painfully slow and getting us completely destroyed by a storm we could have avoided. Dumb thing to really care about in hindsight but good lord woman drive the damn car faster than 5 millimeters per decade.
 
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funKYcat75

Heisman
Apr 10, 2008
32,417
41,024
112
Three mile walks in the morning for two straight days. That ties my previous record of the previous 42 years. Helps that it's about 57 degrees right now.

Cavs win tonight. LeBron won't allow a sweep.

I was hoping Cal would have all the freshmen on the u19 roster this year and then they'd be in game shape when the season started. Oh well.

I got nothing else. Y'all stay cool