Holy ****. That looks like my ex mother-in-law. Only better looking! And in better shape.
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Mo cushin fo da pushin'.
Hell, after enough brews, I hit some of those gals way back when. Can't believe I still count myself among us living.
As one old boy told me years ago, "there's good old big uns and big old good uns."
Absolutely no good movies in the theatre right now. I will probably take my oldest to see Wonder Woman at some point and I hear it's good for a super hero flick. But that's it. Maybe I'm wrong...I mean there's a first time for everything...but the rest of those movies look like absolute garbage.
I am, however, looking forward to the movie Dunkirk which comes out soon. Seems like a perfectly decent big screen flick.
I am, however, looking forward to the movie Dunkirk which comes out soon. Seems like a perfectly decent big screen flick.
One girl I wood love to knock off for 20-30 seconds every 10 mins for 3 days straight would be Megan trainor and her plump ***. I don't know what it is about her but I would request she eat double quarter pounders dressed up in a crochless grimace costume while she's tearing up that meat I would be feasting on her meat curtains. Then is probably go all @Willy4UK and clean her butthole to the point it would sparkle from being so damn clean. Never ate *** before but I'd gladly make an exception with her
Happy time people
Fred savage is 41 today
Bon Scott would be 71
Tom hanks is 61
And oj is 70 today may he take 2-3 *** kickings today and drop the soap more than 4 times
Fred savage is 41 today
Bon Scott would be 71
Tom hanks is 61
And oj is 70 today may he take 2-3 *** kickings today and drop the soap more than 4 times
Haven't seen any sites yet. Breakfast, then Air & Space
Monticello on Wednesday.
Monticello on Wednesday.
Have a wonderful time with your family. Family vacations can be difficult at times but you just gotta Griswald up and make the best of it. And kudos for taking the trek to Jeffy's crib.
Maybe 93 will see the spot where Tommy ate Sally Hemmings ******.
Nah, unfortunately that area is currently roped off for maintenance repairs. Sorry, 93...bad timing.
I feel quite certain that there isn't much @Willy4UK wouldn't hit. He requires a pulse. Hell maybe you don't lol.
Well if I'm being honest as I typed I felt like necro is something you had done or were planning on doing at some point. Willy has no shame in his game.
Hahaha, i can see it now.
93: "why is that area roped off?"
Tour Guide: "Maintenance on Thomas Jefferson's ***** stain on the couch"
Yeah, definitely got me on that one. Lol
Fun fact. Benjamin Franklin was actually the inventor of the light bulb but it was basically what we know as a black light. He went to see his friend and fellow purveyor of French chicks Thomas Jefferson. After turning it on and seeing what it iluminated, Tommy broke it in half with his bare hands. Benjamin would never sit on any of Thomas' furniture after that.
I'm contemplating whether i should eat this half hit of donald trump lsd. Def won't eat it after 5, but..... #WhyNot?
Pregnant wife and kid napping. I incinerated hot dogs at lunch on a gas grill because I'm an idiot.
Kooky, what are you expertly grilling this weekend? Feeling the need to envy something.
My grandfather owned a farm on the Ohio River in Hancock County that had a really old wooden building that he swore was the first place Abraham Lincoln practiced law. Believed it as a kid, not so much now. Got a deer tick on my pecker out there though.
Kooky, what are you expertly grilling this weekend? Feeling the need to envy something.
My grandfather owned a farm on the Ohio River in Hancock County that had a really old wooden building that he swore was the first place Abraham Lincoln practiced law. Believed it as a kid, not so much now. Got a deer tick on my pecker out there though.
Thank you. Know people who drink that crap. Feel exactly the same.
That's an odd combination
Was at 4h camp as a kid. Another boy was pissing behind the cabin. Came running and screaming. Horse fly bit his pecker. Still makes me laugh today.
What is Donald Trump lsd? Does it give you flashbacks of every time you grabbed a girl by the p####?
:baseball::baseball::baseball:
Yanks have lost 7 of their last 10. Rays have caught up to them in 2nd place. Won't be long now.
:baseball::baseball::baseball:
Yanks have lost 7 of their last 10. Rays have caught up to them in 2nd place. Won't be long now.
:baseball::baseball::baseball:
I call BS then. Ain't no way that's Donald Trump lsd. He don't do ish half assed. The Donald is full measure only, brother. FULL measure.
That must be some pansy-assed, faux line in the sand Obama lsd that you are quasi-tripping on.
Last night, Michelob Ultra tasted so bad, I drain-poured half the 25 oz can and carried my butt to bed. Of course, I drank 4 really good craft beers prior to the Ultra. Had a monster case of the ***** this morning.
Never again, In-Bev (Anheuser Busch).
Y'all ever had that feeling after eating acid that you shouldn't have eaten it?
Yeaahhhh, i gotta work tomorrow
Yeaahhhh, i gotta work tomorrow
