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AustinTXCat

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Can't answer for Willy, but I've never had a bad bj.
[laughing]

Here goes. A tribute to @GhostVol . Haiger, Germany, summer of 2012. Little brother just left. I flew 4 days later. Met up with an old flame after a 3-week visit back to the old county. Posted about it in the old D-League. Some may remember.

At any rate, allow me to just say this. While getting a great BJ, I remembered what Ghost posted earlier that year regarding his experiences. So, thereafter, I proceeded to knock the back-end out of it from the other end.

The worst I ever had was wonderful.
 

UK_fan_41102

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Can't answer for Willy, but I've never had a bad bj.

Unless you're Frosty:


 

Kaizer Sosay

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-Appendix leaking/almost bursting as a 10 y/o.

-Going down Newtown two lane and all of a sudden a truck passes another truck coming straight on in my lane with nowhere to go. Seeming seconds from certain death. Truck made it around the other truck just before impact.

Misplaced "How did you almost die?" post?
 
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Wall2Boogie

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About 6. Ain't gonna lie.

Good BJs correlate to children they have already before they suck you off.

1 kid she'll suck you good. 2-4 kids. MF'ing magic
Amen to that. Hooked up with a girl who I was just trying to get some from. She had 2 kids no rock and ready to put out. I met her at McDonald's of all places. I asked her what she wanted and she said a a kiss. I threw my **** out and went right to the car and it was a magical bj at McDonald's it gave im lovin it a new meaning. I didn't want her to know where I lived so we went to a local park and got laid. She was wearing a dress which made it even better. You're right about the two kids part they are craving cock since no one wants the bagage lol
 
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mashburned

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Amen to that. Hooked up with a girl who I was just trying to get some from. She had 2 kids no rock and ready to put out. I met her at McDonald's of all places. I asked her what she wanted and she said a a kiss. I threw my **** out and went right to the car and it was a magical bj at McDonald's it gave im lovin it a new meaning. I didn't want her to know where I lived so we went to a local park and got laid. She was wearing a dress which made it even better. You're right about the two kids part they are craving cock since no one wants the bagage lol

:fistbump::joy: Congrats man. That's great.
 
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UKserialkiller

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Amen to that. Hooked up with a girl who I was just trying to get some from. She had 2 kids no rock and ready to put out. I met her at McDonald's of all places. I asked her what she wanted and she said a a kiss. I threw my **** out and went right to the car and it was a magical bj at McDonald's it gave im lovin it a new meaning. I didn't want her to know where I lived so we went to a local park and got laid. She was wearing a dress which made it even better. You're right about the two kids part they are craving cock since no one wants the bagage lol

Straight elementary my man.

Good job with that. Proud of ya
 
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