It would somehow be slightly more flat.
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Not sure I could do that in a strange hot tub. No telling what bacteria got jammed in the various orifices.
meh, bacteria is everywhere. you aren't hiding from it. i left my mark for the next couple
Soooo...school is starting back and my oldest is involved in everything under the sun. XC, basketball, student council, orchestra, clubs, etc...
Don't get me wrong...I am very glad she is so involved and active...but I'll be damned if every one of those activities hasn't already started in some form or fashion...and school doesn't start till next week. That's right...school hasn't even started yet...but I have already been to the school fortyelevendozen times. And that's with me skipping all of the "mandatory" parent meetings. smh
Pro tip for all of you future parents / parents of tiny tots:
"Mandatory" meetings are for suckers. There are pre-meeting emails and a follow up email with all the info you need.
Don't get me wrong...I am very glad she is so involved and active...but I'll be damned if every one of those activities hasn't already started in some form or fashion...and school doesn't start till next week. That's right...school hasn't even started yet...but I have already been to the school fortyelevendozen times. And that's with me skipping all of the "mandatory" parent meetings. smh
Pro tip for all of you future parents / parents of tiny tots:
"Mandatory" meetings are for suckers. There are pre-meeting emails and a follow up email with all the info you need.
I went to a band meeting last night that started at 6:30. At 7:00, when they were still on topic 1 of a two page agenda, I ghosted. Pro move. Pay the checks, fill out the forms. Split.
Not physically possible. Are you trying to say that the laws of physics cease to exist in the Hoosier state.
Nope. Still amateur hour since you showed up in the first place. The pro move would have been to be kicked back at your crib sipping on a beer (or in your case, a fruity drink) at 6:30 sharp.
How else would I have been able to give them my 'hard earned' money?
OK I guess. Let's call it a semi-pro move. My kids' school does all of the forms on line. And they get the money way before the first meeting. And they STILL expect you to go to the useless meeting.
Well, this is only the largest school organization with the highest budget in central Kentucky, so it would make complete sense to depend on personal checks and printed out Google docs ...
I wasn't referring to the infinite flat brown plane, but rather the post-apocalyptic, inbred zombie retards meandering on a pointless quest for brains. But hey, yeah it's flat.
Buddy of mine took his squaw to a Gatlinburg hotel with a **** tub... both ended up getting a mysterious rash around (only) their nipples.
TMFS.
Goddamn Coldplay is playing Giant Stadium tonight causing HELL on my already miserable commute.
Screw them and their ****** fans. Stick it, Gwenterrtg Paltrow... Stick it Apple.
Screw them and their ****** fans. Stick it, Gwenterrtg Paltrow... Stick it Apple.
Nobody ever said love was easy -- relationships take work.
But but but...COLDPLAY IS FRIENDS WITH BEYONCÉ, Beyonces!!! Pretty much makes them immune...to everything.
Birds go flying at the speed of sound,
To show you how it all began,
Birds come flying from the underground,
If you could see it then you'd understand
That's the problem. Kooky just can't see it. So obviously he doesn't understand
Kooky can listen to Coldplay but he can't hear Coldplay.
His white *** probably can't jump very high either. Damn sure can't dunk a basketball.
Now every dude over 40 who reads this thread will be singing this piece of **** in their head for a couple weeks.
See it. Understand it. Mission Complete.
MuhahahahhhAaahahhaaa!
I support legalizing marijuana, but if it's gonna make me wanna screw donkeys then I might have to rethink things. Might.
They are the Luke Bryan of a pop music group. Absolutely terrible. All of their songs blow except one which I can live with
That ain't a face of weed. He thoroughly enjoys screwing donkeys.
So THATS the type of "***" Willy has been talking about licking all this time. I guess smoking weed DOES make you do sick and twisted stuff.
Weed is a helluva drug.
Weed is a helluva drug.
Hahahahahaha, man. Necro auto asphyxiated beastial anal butt sex is no bueno. Not even Michael Hutchence would go out like that
Man, I am caught up watching this flick on Sundance called The Warriors. It's a really dumb movie with an even dumber story line about gangs and the acting is horrible...just remarkably horrible. I vaguely remember watching it on HBO back in the early 80's. It's one of those "so bad it's good" type of deals. And I can't stop watching it. Partly because I don't remember how it ends and partly because it is so bad that it is funny. Just. Can. Not. Look. Away.
Well, the ending was even worse than I thought it would be.
Kooky's gang...
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Kooky's gang...
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I look at all these freshmen coming in over the years with Cal. But i can't help to think about the way Ron Mercer looked coming in. Certainly wasn't built like MKG or Terrence Jones, but that MF'er looked like a 35 yr old father of 5. Dude was older than me, but physically wasn't. Ol Ron Mercer. On Medicare by now