What happened to Willy?
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He's been stuck in the Political thread with me.
Saw on the national board where someone put free Willy. The residential puke fan that posts here thedude1. I looked on here and he hasn't posted in a month. He must of pissed a mod off
My mama sure does like to ***** about my dear old dead dad.
My mom was the same way, and my father died 16 years after they divorced.
I'll never understand why parents complain about their spouses to their kids (except in cases of abuse or something awful). Such a difficult predicament to put them in. Both of mine do it ...
Because they're trying to teach you a valuable lesson - DONT GET MARRIED.
Nothing. Sitting right here. Haha
Been in gender reassignment surgery. Sportin' a nice cooch with a beautiful set of ladies on my chest
My dad died 16 years after their divorce too. Crazy.
Would it be too much to assume that you have gone to great links to make sure it is a stank-free cooch?
Yep, that functionable part was paid for by Summer's Eve
My parents were married for 58 years before my mom died. They had maybe 2-3 arguments in my lifetime with them. Never cussed. They never allowed kids to pit one against the other. Full respect.
Old school.
My wife and I argue 2-3x/hour.
Old school.
My wife and I argue 2-3x/hour.
Helped a neighbor build a bookshelf earlier. Reluctant to help him on any future projects. Whiny shitface. Didn't have a clue but questioned everything. Wanted to saw off his pecker with the thin side of the measuring tape.
What did the doctors do with your gigantic, pump-destroying hog? Did they fillet it to construct your new fantastic, red river gorge? Or is some *** murse using it as a butt plug?
My wife and I have been married nearly 54 years (been together over 55 years) and have never had an argument. True story, but I know no one would believe it. That is attributed to her refusal to argue. Has never nagged or raised her voice to me.
Really old school.
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shti, my mom complained to me about my step dad both alive and dead, complains to me about her brothers and sisters, my step sister and my sister. i just chalk it up to her being a woman. i can put the phone down and get some **** done and pick it up and not a miss a beat. i love her though. can't replace your momma.
What do you goons use for keeping track of your checking account and savings? I've had several iterations of Microsoft Money since about 2001, but it's about one Windows update from never working again, I'd imagine. Thought about making my own in Excel. I don't mind online products, but need to be able to account for checks that are still out in it.
Anyone use something like Acorns to round up your debit card purchases and put the change away? Seems like a good way to put back a little cash to play around with at some point. Probably could do that with Excel too.
Yes, that last one kind of sounds like the plot of Office Space.
Anyone use something like Acorns to round up your debit card purchases and put the change away? Seems like a good way to put back a little cash to play around with at some point. Probably could do that with Excel too.
Yes, that last one kind of sounds like the plot of Office Space.
We use Money as well. With Windows 365, Microsoft is going full Apple with subscription services.
@funKYcat75
I use Quicken Premier for my personal finances and investments. Has some cool budget and retirement features and it is compatible with other programs.
I use Quicken Premier for my personal finances and investments. Has some cool budget and retirement features and it is compatible with other programs.
Funky, I went through the Micro$ Money thing, too.
Honestly, I keep a constant running total in my head, and use ATM withdrawals and emails therefrom for backup.
Looked hard at Acorn until my primary bank (Bank of America) achieved the same result. Here in Texas, mandated via state law, 6 withdrawals on the debit card come without fees. I chose BOA because I can withdraw funds from checking through Deutschbank with only a 3 Euro surcharge when traveling back to Germany.
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Stop. Gd damnit, just stop. I spit a mouthful of beer all over my monitor just now.
Damn you, Kooky.
Yep, well corporate headquarters anyway.
OK. wild story. So I come across this ad for German speakers here in ATX.
Speak German? Love Boosted Boards? Want to play w/ them at work?.
Never heard of these touchers until last Friday. Where the hell is the German (.de) website? I'm thinking about applying for some weekend work.
So, I text my son in Germany. He's never heard of this bunch. Text my ex nephew in Switzerland. Same answer.
WTF????
Speak German? Love Boosted Boards? Want to play w/ them at work?.
Never heard of these touchers until last Friday. Where the hell is the German (.de) website? I'm thinking about applying for some weekend work.
So, I text my son in Germany. He's never heard of this bunch. Text my ex nephew in Switzerland. Same answer.
WTF????
Hey, bro. I always say, if it's gonna happen, it will happen to me. True story.
I love start-ups. I speak German with near-fluency, but good grief! And I can still ride a skateboard at 55 years old.
I'm gonna apply anyway. That space is very familiar to my old ***. But, damn, man, at least don't play Homer Simpson. ****.
Yeah, a trap to make my old *** ride down a big-*** damn hill to speak German for 10 bucks an hour.
Coming back up that hill may kill me.
Gotcha.
Hey, I'm about ready to get a couple websites running. Some good, ala "Great Beer" territory, and another crazy as hell. I'll fill ya in next week.