NAFOOM deserves a hand because this thread...

DerHntr

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it is also awful that he would go to the message board, start a thread, and then likely show it to his wife for "proof" that he is so worried that he needed his OM buddies to help him figure out what is going on. dude cheated
 

seshomoru

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He did the right thing by putting the condom wrapper in his pocket and not littering. He just forgot to put it in a trash can before he got home. He does a good deed for the environment and his wife gives him **** for it.
 

VirgilCain

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but they have some jackass that stole my username (virgilcainE) and I don't feel like dealing with that confusion.
 
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If he didn't do it, then he didn't do it. Don't go making up stories and whining to a message board for "help". Be a man and stand up for yourself. Let that ***** deal with it the best way she can.
 

Dental Dawg

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There are a lot of diseases in this world. He is being careful not to give her one. The nerve of this woman.
 

dawgfisher

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Sort of reminds me of the time I had to explain 'stripper spots' being in my google search after coming home from a fishing trip. I was searching for stripers, but I'm an idiot. All I could do was laugh which just made her more mad. I don't know about him though. That is some crazy stuff.
 

jacksonreb1

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when he tells her he's not cheating then the whole marriage is screwed. if my wife accused me of telling her a bald faced lie,,,,there would be big trouble. of course i've never given her reason to doubt my word over the yrs so if the guy is generally a lying cheating jerk then he made his own bed..........so to speak
 

MedDawg

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dawgfisher said:
Sort of reminds me of the time I had to explain 'stripper spots' being in my google search after coming home from a fishing trip. I was searching for stripers, but I'm an idiot. All I could do was laugh which just made her more mad. I don't know about him though. That is some crazy stuff.
You're not planning on printing out this thread to back up your story, are you?

Fishing trip. Striper spots. Yeah, that's the ticket! We'll back you up, df!
 

RuffandTumble

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His wife didn't even find a condom wrapper in their washing machine. It's all a ploy to get him to admit the he's having an affair or banging some other chicks. She obviously doesn't have PROOF that he's doing it, but she highly suspects it, b/c her co-workers are telling her that he's cheating. So she's trying to make him THINK he's been caught .. she's baiting him into admitting it.

That is what's going on. Thank you.
 

dawgfisher

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Haha thanks for having my back MedDawg. That was a couple of years ago, and it wasn't too hard to trick.. i mean convince her.
 

baderdawg

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if he werent an ole miss fan i would say theres a good chance she set him up by acting like she found the wrapper. hoping he would bust himself when she found no evidence at all.

but since he is an um fan, i'd say the real issue is that he cheatign with another man!

just my guess
 

weblow

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When he was married to Carmen Electra, she kept accusing him a cheating and he denied it every time.

He went to Vegas and had two girls, neither of the Carmen, in his hotel room fooling around with him in the bed. Carmen comes barging in, screaming at him and he says, "I have no clue how they got in here."

Of course, Carmen doesn't believe him and she says, "I am not an idiot, where did these girls come from."

Dennis responds by saying, "I was just laying here in bed, minding my own business and these two girls just fell out of the ceiling and landed on the bed. I swear, I had nothing to do with them getting here."
 

thatsbaseball

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and the poor dumb bastard is looking for help on a message board OR he is possibly the greatest thread starter of all time.
 

Stansfield

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Anyone that constantly accuses their partner of cheating is because they are cheating and they can't believe that no one else can be trusted. She needs to go.