I like FoxNews because it's basically the National Inquirer under the guise of a news outlet. I mainly read the celebrity gossip stories at the bottom and the occasional shock headlines like "When Monkeys Attack!". Whether intentional or not, it's comedy.
Here, Facebook, another forum, and ESPN mobile. Also yahoo's fantasy baseball page. No. 1 is my google reader, which includes VZ, a braves blog, the onion and a couple other humor blogs.
and whatever time-sucking links pop up in Google Reader (usually stuff from EDSBS, Veazy, Wonkette).
Pandora, LastFM or thesixtyone (back when I had an office to myself).
Plus work/school's site and traffic/weather. (Even though I check everyday, that probably doesn't count)