I know some of you guys hate Nascar but for those of us who do watch this is long overdue. Some guys like Harvick, who had an illegal car twice last season and still had a chance to win the title, will think twice before blatantly cheating now.
Exactly -- every driver should have to carry a case of moonshine in Mason jars, with tin foil covering them instead of lids, behind the driver's seat. For each tablespoon of spillage a 5 second penalty is added to your final time.If NASCAR really wanted to be a watchable sport again, it would go back to it's roots.
Orange 01 car with a Confederate flag on top would be badass.Exactly -- every driver should have to carry a case of moonshine in Mason jars, with tin foil covering them instead of lids, behind the driver's seat. For each tablespoon of spillage a 5 second penalty is added to your final time.
Oh, and they should also have a couple cars painted up as sheriff cars.
Now you are talking. I like that.Exactly -- every driver should have to carry a case of moonshine in Mason jars, with tin foil covering them instead of lids, behind the driver's seat. For each tablespoon of spillage a 5 second penalty is added to your final time.
Oh, and they should also have a couple cars painted up as sheriff cars.
If NASCAR really wanted to be a watchable sport again, it would go back to it's roots. The name NASCAR represents stock cars. These cookie cutter cars are far from stock.
So why not do this. Open it up to every make of car from Ford to Rolls Royce. Any car you can buy at a dealership. Each drivers' team buys the car at a dealership or goes to the junkyard and builds one. Old or new but it has to be a "stock car". Then you can build it for the track. You can soup up the engine, put on racing tires, and safety features like a roll bar, seat belt harness, etc. Then turn everybody loose and let them race. Don't measure the height, weight or width. Let the drivers and owners worry about that. Just open it up and race.
Growing up as a child I enjoyed watching a 40 Ford race along side a Hudson Hornet and an Olds 88. They were difference sizes, different engines and different years. This was real stock car racing. But NASCAR wient Hollywood with big time sponsors and the fans and spectators got screwed. If you do not have all of the rules, you cut down on cheating.
I doubt Harvick (or any of them) has ever said to his crew chief to raise or lower anything 1/16" in order to decrease drag in the straighaways, just to see if they could get away with it.. It's a nice thought, though.
Dammit Glenn, don't tease me.Now that this problem has been solved, i am going to have to watch a race. After I watch Point Break.
Now that this problem has been solved, i am going to have to watch a race. After I watch Point Break.
They still have that on local dirt tracks all over the country every weekend.
It's the Paddock. My response, while it mentioned NASCAR in a NASCAR thread had nothing to do with NASCAR.It's a Nascar thread so if you dont like racing why bother reading it?
True, and I guess it all trickles down, but the driver would seem to have the least amount of input in those matters.Maybe not but they are the driver and the one who stands to lose the most if a car is found to be illegal.
True, and I guess it all trickles down, but the driver would seem to have the least amount of input in those matters.
Better than his father.How's Dale Jr doing?
Heard Johnson County’s Mason’s Lodge is having an auction this weekend, prolly have a big-block Dodge or two from the sheriff’s department go for a decent price and whatnot.Exactly -- every driver should have to carry a case of moonshine in Mason jars...and they should also have a couple cars painted up as sheriff cars.
Front runner for post of the year.Better than his father.
Orange 01 car with a Confederate flag on top would be badass.
Pretty damn good.How's Dale Jr doing?
Then for sure he's doing good. [thumb2]Dale Jr married a former UK cheerleader so at least there is one champion in that house.
Isn’t the driver supposed to the last to do a spec check?Maybe not but they are the driver and the one who stands to lose the most if a car is found to be illegal.
At least NASCAR is real. The racing today from Daytona was pretty damn boring. No passing just get in line and follow the leader. I would imagine the 500 will be the same.Nascar = Wrestling
At least NASCAR is real. The racing today from Daytona was pretty damn boring. No passing just get in line and follow the leader. I would imagine the 500 will be the same.
All of NASCAR twitter on a regular day:
"These boys need to get back to rubbin and racin. Let 'em wreck each other!"
Jimmie Johnson spins a dude out on a pretty meaningless race:
"I cain't believe that jimmie wrecked that guy. what an ***!"
Seems like you are just making a boring sport more boring. Nascar needs people breaking the rules, wrecking people, and getting into fights. Preferably while smoking some Winstons and chewing tobacco, basically all you have now is watching people drive around the Watterson for hours at a time.