Natalie Portman has invested in her career...

dawgstudent

Heisman
Apr 15, 2003
39,407
18,828
113
http://www.sportsgrid.com/ncaa-football/natalie-portman-texas/




 

Chesusdog

All-Conference
May 2, 2006
4,775
4,732
113
Pretty sure she had a kid recently, which can lead to some upper developments. Still though, the results are dy-no-mite!
 

tenureplan

All-Conference
Dec 3, 2008
8,457
1,070
113
I totally missed the tits...too busy looking at those awesome stats on the ticker...
 

Seinfeld

All-American
Nov 30, 2006
11,092
6,902
113
True, but after watching some movie last night that she was in a couple years ago, I have no doubt in my mind that those were bought. She needed them, and I whole-heartedly approve.
 

Big Sheep81

Freshman
Feb 24, 2008
2,133
55
48
After today, I am starting to believe that exposure to air and alcohol leads to

asset growth....
 

biguglyjoe

Redshirt
Mar 3, 2008
4,269
0
0
Actually, I'm more impressed with that dude's jet pack to her right. 17n money flauntin' Texas 17er.
 

DawgInOxford

Redshirt
Aug 24, 2012
96
3
6
Look at the ticker...

Greatest picture ever. Ms Portman, $1 million dollar camera, sweatpants, and MSU stats on the ticker.
 

GutshotStr8

Redshirt
Aug 22, 2012
115
0
0
Her Assets weren't that obvious when I partied with her at ACL.

It must have been all of the smoke in the air that stunted her growth that day. People were smoking all over the place but at 4:20 on Sunday, it was like a smokebomb went off.
Interesting sidenote - regular cigs are illegal in Zilker (and in turn the ACL festival) and out of 200,000+ people that were there, you saw very few breaking this rule. Pot on the other hand, was everywhere you looked.

*By partied, I mean seeing her onstage at the Die Antwoord performance"