apparently you missed an entire funny movie. well, it's moderately funny I guess. still some good gems in there. here's my reference:
Dan Patrick:
Hi there. I'm Dan Patrick.
Kenny Mayne:
And I'm Kenny Mayne.
Dan Patrick:
With the first seven months of the BASEketball postseason out of the way, the playoff picture is now starting to emerge.
Kenny Mayne:
So, with last night's victory over Boston, next week the Beers must
beat Indianapolis in order to advance to Charlotte. That's in an effort
to reduce their magic number to three.
Dan Patrick:
Right, and then the Beers can advance to the National Eastern Division North to play Tampa.
Kenny Mayne:
So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American
Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow
Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto,
then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round
robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, the two-man
sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be
crowned.
Dan Patrick:
Right.