If I see him I'll be sure to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing,
low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant,
blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless,
fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of
monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?