Need 4 Tickets

[rye bread]

anyone?

 

[Frances Drebin]

...they're from the Jackson State game, but maybe nobody will notice.

Seriously, go to stubhub or something. It never fails during Bama game week that the bammers come out of the woodwork wanting tickets. And I really, really hate our pathetic fanbase for selling their tickets to scalpers or anyone else who may end up putting them in some bammer's hand.

Oh, and to any Bama fans who have managed to get their hands on some tickets in section D, between rows 30 and 40 or so, I suggest that all of you wife-beating, mullet-wearing, skoal-dipping, non-educated jackasses had better be on your best behavior.

 

[rye bread]

nm

 

[xxxWalkTheDawg]

I'm willing to bet that some of them are in state sections.