Never Forget Nugget II

karlchilders.sixpack

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Way I got it figured

Nuggett committed suicide, after we dumped them.

He just had nothing to live for.

One nut, about 10 friends, keeper a little tardy with the food.

What a tragedy...
 

Palmettodog

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Well first of all they 17ed up his name.

How can you name an eagle with one nut Nugget II? Should have been Nugget II-1, or Nugget Uno, or just Nugget. Nugget Jr.
 

willi13

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For some reason after reading this story, I'm hungry for chicken wings.
 

thekimmer

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Aug 30, 2012
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Simple...

Well first of all they 17ed up his name.

How can you name an eagle with one nut Nugget II? Should have been Nugget II-1, or Nugget Uno, or just Nugget. Nugget Jr.

Nugget is singular so it fits. If he had both he would have been called Nuggets.
 

FlotownDawg

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Seriously. What kind of school starves its own mascot to death because its handler forgets to feed him? You can't take them seriously for a number of reasons, this being one of the biggest.