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jethreauxdawg

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Dec 20, 2010
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Since things appear to be slow around here today, I'll help you out. But first we need to know if you put the yeti sticker on your truck or on the cooler itself. Also, what did you make on the English portion of the ACT?
 

karlchilders.sixpack

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Jun 5, 2008
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We would like to send you a welcome card

So please tell us your full name,
address
date of birth
and Social Security #.
 

os62

Heisman
Mar 18, 2003
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What is your favorite recipe for steak? If it doesn't include Dale's, then GTFO****
 

dawgdoug1962

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I Bought a sausage biscuit and coffee at mcdonalds.

Made me remember something from the past....once hired a young man to help me with yard work....after I explained what I wanted him to do he began to walk away, then turned and asked....."Mr. Don, will you go to McDonalds and get me some breakfast?" My reply, "no Chris, but I'll fix you what I had.....peanut butter and jelly on bread." He thought a second and said, "That'll do." First time he had ever worked for me and right off the bat wanted me to go buy his breakfast....Have often chuckled over that exchange....
 

OldFatDog

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Aug 22, 2012
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Do you happen to know Mullen's record against the top 25? No one around here seems to know.
 

thatsbaseball

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May 29, 2007
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I`m currently in jail but if you`ll send me $500 in cash so I can get out I`ll email you my $1mil Tanzanian bank acct number.
 
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Shamoan

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this place hates noobs, but dont let them get to ya. we really need to ease up...that said, not a good start with an intro thread. just jump in and start swinging.
 

coach66

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Mar 5, 2009
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Spent the whole day on the tractor and

With brush cutter. Damn near bit the dust, it's hot.
 

Uncle Ruckus

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Apr 1, 2011
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17 grass. My lawn is covered snakes, garbage cans, garages, snakes, and more snakes. HOW DO I GET RID OF THE GARBAGE SNAKE-GOOSES?
 

Lettucexxxx

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Oct 16, 2012
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I keep my aloe in the freezer. Most people think the fridge works better. Nothing like a wind burnt pecker.
 

DAWG61

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My dog ***** twice a day and pees twice a day. She can wait up to 15 hours in between ***** too. I am impressed at least twice a day by her.
 

PineGroveBully

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Wayne(Of Waynes World): Cool.. Lipmeister. Okay:

"With the recent developments in Eastern Europe, do you think that Communism is on the decline, or is this just a temporary setback?"