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Nominate | ReportPosted: Today 8:49 PM

My experience in Hell!

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My wife and I went to the bottom pits of hell today and now my wife has sworn that she wil never go back. We were sutting in one of the top teir decks and when we were leaving those Dam Redneck bells were louder than I have ever heard and I think that my eardrums began to bleed by the time we got down to the bottom level. One of their overall wearing uneducated hillbillies yelled "Go to Hell Ole Miss" and I "politely" told him that it was to late that were already there. It was a true test Rebel fanhood and a complete culture shock. I also heard that the television panned over fans of both schools and the announcers made the comment that you could tell which fans represented which schools. I truly believe it. We now have a huge score to settle with Necks! I Hate State!

I guess Oxford is somewhat like lower Manhattan in this guy's eyes. Also, I'm sure that all of our fans wear "overalls".
 

38843dawg

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now if he really wants to experience hell, he should head over to Tad Smith Coliseum and try to sit throughout a entire game in that place.
 

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I agree with him, it was easy to tell the difference. There were a **** ton of douchebags wearing red and blue. Culture shock my ***. You are a fan of a school in MISSISSIPPI you fu ckin dipshit. In Oxpatch, you can't spell klass without ***.
 

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One would hope it's possible to easily tell the fans apart, especially when one team is putting such a massive beat down on the other.
 

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JacksonDevilDog said:
I guess Oxford is somewhat like lower Manhattan in this guy's eyes. Also, I'm sure that all of our fans wear "overalls".

You do all wear overalls, and we all wear Armani. Tractors/Sue People remember?
 

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The OM fans were deeply disappointed with our "From Dixon, With Love" ending to the game... There was more than one OM sorostitute talking smack to us as they left the game... There will be more than a few DUI's written between Starkville and Oxford tonight!!!!!
 

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OEMDawg said:
I agree with him, it was easy to tell the difference. There were a **** ton of douchebags wearing red and blue. Culture shock my ***. You are a fan of a school in MISSISSIPPI you fu ckin dipshit. In Oxpatch, you can't spell klass without ***.

I was thinking the same thing, this guy must me a genious. State fans were wearing maroon and had cowbells and Ole Miss fans were in red a blue. What a dumbass. I'm loving it though. They are sooo pissed that we whooped their ***, and all they can do is try to bring us and our school down. If our school sucks so bad, then why do we have the biggest student population in the whole state.
 

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He was this big, burly, redneck-looking thing, with one of those massive beards, but wearing a button-down shirt and khaki pants, and he was chanting the Hotty Toddy w/his ghey Rebel friends. If I had a camera phone, I could've submitted a picture to HotChicksWithDouchebags.com.

At one point, some Bulldog fan starts walking towards him, and he makes out like he wants some of that, but his girlfriend pulls him away. I'm thinking, "Dude, you must be at least 300 pounds, and you're letting a GIRL pull you away?"

Also saw Col Rebel, complete with Confederate Uniform.
 

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I guess he's just confused as to which team he's supposed to pull for.

Actually it was quite funny because in front of him were a couple of obnoxious frat boy Rebs. Right there in just a few feet were both ends of the Rebel spectrum - the sport coat wearing obnoxious frat boy and the camo overall wearing redneck, the latter of course they totally deny having amongst their fanbase.

By the way, we have officially become a threat to Ole Miss. They've been relatively nice to us thus far, but you can expect the venom to come out now. In year one with practically nothing from the QB position and the craptastic recruiting of Sly Croom we have beaten their preseason top 10 team and were just a few feet away from bowl eligibility, even though we played a really tough schedule.
 

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We now have a huge score to settle with Necks!

Oxymoron anyone? There he goes being all classy like ole missy folks tend to do and call us necks. i wonder if he pronounces it as "naiks"
 

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I just drive down HWY. 49 south from Jackson, making sure to get a little of HWY. 80, Pearl in the trip....that is when I re-confirm that all is well w/ the MSU fanbase.

You can always throw some Jerry's catfish house "chicken liver" night in there for good measure