No more duel threat QB's - they have to be triple threat

skygusty_rivals

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to have a hope of playing here. We need some studs that are triple threat QB's. Crest is not triple threat. Sills is not triple threat. Howard is not triple threat. We have only one QB that is triple threat. He is sneaking up on the two dimensional duel threats. Game over. Game on. I watched all the practices. Snuck in disguised as a pizza delivery boy. Had a nice long chat with some guy drinking red bull in a black shirt. He was clueless. I told him what was real. Triple threat is real. He gave me free passes to all future practices. Where is the Greenbrier Stadium? I am smarter than the average bear.
 

wvuwins10

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Quadruple threat is the future. Ray Guy type hang time on punts and Terrell Suggs pass rushing ability
 

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Re: Pentuple threat is the wave of the future

Holy ****..quintuple??! I need to mull this over while enjoying a good pizza and a restraining order
 

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Am thinking Octagon of Doom

The quarterback of the future runs, passes, catches, punts, kicks, collects tickets, kisses cheerleaders and fires the musket.
 

mneilmont

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Re: Am thinking Octagon of Doom


Is that considered an "all purpose back"? Or are there any restrictions to his title?
 

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Be nice if we could get one that could help at the concession stand at halftime too, in order to move the lines along a little faster. It's the wave of the future.
 

skygusty_rivals

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If we could recruit triple threats at all the positions we wouldn't need nearly so many players. This would save on transportation, food, uniforms, laundry, smaller facilities, the list is endless. I think the coaches out to be triple threat too, How many of those boys do we really need anyway? The days of specialists are gone. My wife's OB GYN doc came out last night and worked on our plumbing. He said he could help with some legal issues I'm having too.
 

Phil1972

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Duel threat

 

PriddyBoy

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Omnithreat...

designs, prints and sells tickets.
throws, catches and runs the football
calls plays (including defensive sets)
drives the shuttle and gets everyone home safely
This post was edited on 4/18 5:00 PM by PriddyBoy
 

WVU enginEER

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LMAO!

If the team stayed at Holiday Inn Express they could do anything.
This post was edited on 4/18 7:26 PM by WVU enginEER