notes from yesterday...

[Coach34]

1. Mississippi is so much better than we are. This is going to be a ****** Thanksgiving knowing whats coming
2. Betting on or against State has bitten me in the *** for about the 97th time in my life
3. Thanks goodness I was able to offset the loss a little by getting on Bammer and Dook
4. I was called into a condom emergency at the hospital at 2 and didnt get out until 11:30...I havent seen a play of our game...got it tivoed
5. How the 17 we score 24 points? They should have poured gatorade on Crooms at the end of the game
6. I guess we have seen the end of the "Bama wont be **** this season" threads as long as Sabear is their coach
7. Go Navy
8. How bout the SEC West this year? We are owning the East
9. Hard to belive Vandy is coming to S'ville favored over us in 2 weeks
10. It was so hard telling the 6 foot blonde who asked me to dance that I am getting married in a couple of months....brought tears to my eyes....this is going to be tougher than I thought

 

[DowntownDawg]

Conku

 

[uscreb]

1. Don't be too sure, our wheels are still pretty squeaky.
2. This could be said of any SEC team over the past decade.
3. Who bets on Duke... ever?
4. Couldn't get it on, or couldn't get it off?
5. Turnovers and LSU's top two D Linemen were out before the second half.
6. This one probably makes sense.
7. Did I hear McCain say that Ahmadinejad was their head coach. Get 'em Goats!
8. We are not owning Vandy yet... we'll leave that to you guys. Don't screw it up like we did.
9. Hard to believe they left our place with a win.
10. I'm sure if you had looked closer, you would have noticed that the 6 foot blonde had an Adam's Apple and was packing. If you think it is tough on you, imagine the sacrifice your intended is making.

 

[Rebheaded Stranger]

Or did it involve a pair of...

 

[DawgatAuburn]

1. Mississippi is so much better than we are. This is going to be a ****** Thanksgiving knowing whats coming

Agreed. I'm eating my turkey and sleeping til Saturday.

2. Betting on or against State has bitten me in the *** for about the 97th time in my life

You and every other State fan.

3. Thanks goodness I was able to offset the loss a little by getting on Bammer and Dook

Riiight.

4. I was called into a condom emergency at the hospital at 2 and didnt get out until 11:30...I havent seen a play of our game...got it tivoed

Here's a synopsis: good KOR, holy crap a FG, 17 straight points allowed, careless LSU, decent TD drive, nice two minute offense, Golden Girls, dominant drive, hanging on, Colt David is good, a tough yard for AD, DAMMIT DUCRE, Bowser sucks, too little too late Ducre, way to be offsides AD.

5. How the 17 we score 24 points? They should have poured gatorade on Crooms at the end of the game

Quite possibly your best line of all time.

6. I guess we have seen the end of the "Bama wont be **** this season" threads as long as Sabear is their coach

Fortunately that will only be this year and next.

7. Go Navy

That WF loss is looking worse and worse. /<msu scout page forum>

8. How bout the SEC West this year? We are owning the East

That's because Arkansas and we haven't played an East team yet.

9. Hard to belive Vandy is coming to S'ville favored over us in 2 weeks

Think how bad it will be if they look good in beating Auburn.

10. It was so hard telling the 6 foot blonde who asked me to dance that I am getting married in a couple of months....brought tears to my eyes....this is going to be tougher than I thought

This is funnier than #5 and as believable as #3.

 

[Coach34]

I was a condom salesman you might be the dumbest SOB on the planet

 

[thunderclap]

were his eyes blue or brown?

 

[Coach34]

I was out in scrubs cause it was so late when I got out of surgery and the crew was blowing my phone up...I think she thought i was a Dr...but make no mistake, she was hottttttttt

 

[graddawg]

so you're a nurse?

 

[Coach34]

.

 

[Spotdawg]

It was that damn 18 year old high school dropout...who didn't show up for work again. The Manager of the CVS called Coach to work his shift even though he was asleep, hungover and still in scrubs (jammies.)

Sucks being an asst mgr and key-holder.

 

[BengalBelle]

Here's a synopsis: good KOR, holy crap a FG, 17 straight points allowed, careless LSU, decent TD drive, nice two minute offense, Golden Girls, dominant drive, hanging on, Colt David is good, a tough yard for AD, DAMMIT DUCRE, Bowser sucks, too little too late Ducre, way to be offsides AD.

Nice. This is just about a perfect recap, wasting very little time.

Dawgs played us tighter than we'd expected. Good game, which had the potential well into the fourth quarter to go either way.
Thumbs up to the State fans who attended the game. I hope you had a great weekend in BR and that you didn't get a ticket on the way home from the numerous MHP's running radar on Hwy. 25.
The finger to the Dawg fans chanting "maroon...white" during the playing of LSU's alma mater.
Thumbs up to LSU's traffic control for finally getting the idea to contraflow exiting traffic instead of f'ing it up.
The finger to the LSU fans who left the game early in the fourth quarter to beat the traffic. That game was closer than the final score suggests and to leave early is ridiculous.

BTW, Lee looked good last night. Why have we not seen him much?

 

[thunderclap]

I asked what color HIS eyes were.

Hardee har har...

 

[The Lord Humongous]

Ah. Sales guy. ortho or cv?

 

[Coach34]

CV and CMF