Now we need Brian the Dawg, DowntownDumbass, and Hatfield...

BriantheDawg

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don't even try to play it off like they've been doing this all year. The new quarterback is good, I'll give credit where credit is due, unlike you. This is, in no way, the same Vandy offense with the new guy in. Nix was terrible and that's why they were ranked 116th in the entire country in passing offense. It just sucks, they find a better quarterback for their ****** offense right before we play them. Go figure.
 

Coach34

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Ga Tech
Indiana
Vandy
Ohio St
Oregon
Bammer
North Carolina
South Carolina
Michigan St
Penn St
Kansas
Missouri
TTech
 

karlchilders.sixpack

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with Ky, Fla. ,Ga. Tech, and and the crowing blow South Carolina... +Auburn.
Guess I've under estimated Vandy, or over estimated Auburn.
 

hatfieldms

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I never said vandy sucked, i said their offense did. I wasnt sure if they were as good as their record indicated but hey maybe they are. You on the other hand talked about them having a good offense and especially a good running game. Once again they averaged 3 yards per carry on the ground tonight. So it sounds like you were wrong as well. If we have a total of 262 yards of total offense you say we suck. Vandy does it and they are good. go figure
 

Coach34

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" If we have a total of 262 yards of total offense you say we suck. Vandy does it and they are good. go figure"

uhhhhhhhh, we played Auburn already and had a robust 114 yards of total offense- go figure....moron
 

hatfieldms

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Coach34 said:
" If we have a total of 262 yards of total offense you say we suck. Vandy does it and they are good. go figure"

uhhhhhhhh, we played Auburn already and had a robust 114 yards of total offense- go figure....moron
I wasnt saying just against Auburn you +!#@%*% nitwit, I meant in general. We held auburn to less points than vandy did, does that mean our defense is better since Aubrun is obviously how you want to judge the two teams?

Are you ready to admit that their running games isnt as good as you made it out to be?
 

Coach34

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"I wasnt saying just against Auburn "

well, since we have both played them, thats a pretty good measuring stick to intelligent individuals

"We held auburn to less points than vandy did, does that mean our defense is better since Aubrun is obviously how you want to judge the two teams?"


yes dummy...Vandy is ranked last in the SEC in defense...so yes, we are better
 

hatfieldms

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Coach34 said:
"I wasnt saying just against Auburn "

well, since we have both played them, thats a pretty good measuring stick to intelligent individuals

"We held auburn to less points than vandy did, does that mean our defense is better since Aubrun is obviously how you want to judge the two teams?"


yes dummy...Vandy is ranked last in the SEC in defense...so yes, we are better
I am to stupid to live? You sound like a #@!*+#@ 10 year old. We are also ranked higher than vandy on Offense, so if you think Vandy has a good offense as you say they do, does that mean we have a good offense?
 

Coach34

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they have things they do well on offense- we dont...we arent reasonably high in anything we do offensively, so no, we dont have a good offense...

You have to do something well on offense to be considered decent
 

dawgstudent

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Vandy beat Auburn by 1. We lost to Auburn by 1. I don't see much difference when looking at it that way.

I still say I would not be totally shocked if we beat Vandy next week.
 

hatfieldms

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Coach34 said:
they have things they do well on offense- we dont...we arent reasonably high in anything we do offensively, so no, we dont have a good offense...

You have to do something well on offense to be considered decent
What do they do well? Outside of capitalizing on turnovers they dont do anything well. And don't tell me they have a good running game because against SEC teams they are averaging 3 yards per carry this year, and you have already told us that that is not good
 

patdog

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They just ran up agains the dumbest offensive coaches, and the worst offense, in the SEC. Auburn's offense is really, really bad. At least when they keep trying to run what they're trying to run.
 

squirldawg

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and won.

3 hardfought games in a row:
Auburn - MSU
Auburn - LSU
Auburn - Tennessee

Vandy:
Off week before Auburn and playing at home. Rested

Auburn = beat down and still almost won
Vandy = Fresh and playing at home

This was the same reason we beat Kentucky bad last year. In the SEC, if you play two or more SEC games in a row and you are playing another SEC team (it can be any SEC team, even Arkansas this year), you are likely going to lose no matter who you play or at least not cover the spread.
 

patdog

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And you and I both correctly said there's no 17-ing way we could continue to win games like we did last year. Well, there's no 17-ing way Vandy can continue to win games like they have the first half of this season. If Auburn just stays in the 2 TE, 1 RB set and pound the ball right at Vandy for 4 quarters tonight instead of only 1, they win that game easily. They went right back to their spread offense after the 1st quarter and their offense just died like it has all season.</p>
 

Coach34

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MSUCostanza said:
they are winning exactly how we won last year, you moron.
1. We were NEVER 5-0
2. We were never last in the SEC in defense
3. We were never in the top half of the country in any category offensively
 

jakldawg

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But this years' Vandy game=last years' UK game. We appear to be completely and totally in the weeds with regards to the season. We're coming off a loss to an offensive juggernaut. We've looked like a steaming pile of *** so far. Our opponent is a mile high and bulletproof, coming off some of the biggest wins in school history. The only thing we're missing is a slew of Daves in the booth.
Sure, we might get the doors blown off (or would that be 'Dores blown off) in front of the home folk, or we might screw around and win. Long story short: next weekend is huge. Or maybe the NEXT weekend's possible Crooming (original definiton of losing to a horrible MSU team) of Fulmer is huge. Who knows.
 

BriantheDawg

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DEAD #$$#%#% LAST!

You know, the side of the ball in which you think Vandy is good. Read it: DEAD LAST IN THE SEC IN TOTAL OFFENSE

It sure is funny that their defense, which is ranked DEAD LAST IN THE SEC, sucks. Yet, their offense, which is also ranked DEAD LAST IN THE SEC, is good.

And before you go bringing up the new qb that came in and looked good, that's apples and oranges since he hadn't played up until last night.
 

MSUCostanza

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Try to wrap your head around this.

Vandy's offense sucks balls. It's last in the league by yardage. Yet, they are 5-0. Our offense sucked balls last year - we won 8 games, which Vandy will likely match. They are opportunistic - capitalizing on turnovers (they lead the league in INT's). Sound familiar? Yep, just like we did last year, Einstein.

For accuracy's sake, Vandy is 10th in total defense in the league, not last. And they are actually 7th in scoring defense. And I'm pretty sure at some point in the year, we were in the top half in rush offense. But facts are irrelevant to you, aren't they?

You just can't stand the fact that another team is winning in the way you said was impossible, meanwhile, Auburn, the team you praised for their innovation, has one of the most shittastic offenses I've ever seen by a team not wearing maroon. If AU didn't have a great defense, they would be 2-4 instead of 4-2 and Tubby would be about halfway to being run out of town.
 

hatfieldms

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MSUCostanza said:
Try to wrap your head around this.

Vandy's offense sucks balls. It's last in the league by yardage. Yet, they are 5-0. Our offense sucked balls last year - we won 8 games, which Vandy will likely match. They are opportunistic - capitalizing on turnovers (they lead the league in INT's). Sound familiar? Yep, just like we did last year, Einstein.

For accuracy's sake, Vandy is 10th in total defense in the league, not last. And they are actually 7th in scoring defense. And I'm pretty sure at some point in the year, we were in the top half in rush offense. But facts are irrelevant to you, aren't they?

You just can't stand the fact that another team is winning in the way you said was impossible, meanwhile, Auburn, the team you praised for their innovation, has one of the most shittastic offenses I've ever seen by a team not wearing maroon. If AU didn't have a great defense, they would be 2-4 instead of 4-2 and Tubby would be about halfway to being run out of town.
Please don't throw out facts and common sense at coach. His little pea brain really cant handle it
 

patdog

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MSUCostanza said:
If AU didn't have a great defense, they would be 2-4 instead of 4-2 and Tubby would be about halfway to being run out of town.
If Auburn's offense doesn't improve significantly over the rest of this season, look for Tubby's *** to be very firmly in the hot seat going into next season.
 

Coach34

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"For accuracy's sake, Vandy is 10th in total defense in the league, not last. And they are actually 7th in scoring defense. And I'm pretty sure at some point in the year, we were in the top half in rush offense. But facts are irrelevant to you, aren't they?"

you 17'ing dolt the stats I used were BEFORE yesterdays game. You are using todays unpdated stats...my facts were dean on moron

I'm curious to see how bad Vandy's offense is this Saturday in Starksville</p>
 

hatfieldms

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Coach34 said:
"For accuracy's sake, Vandy is 10th in total defense in the league, not last. And they are actually 7th in scoring defense. And I'm pretty sure at some point in the year, we were in the top half in rush offense. But facts are irrelevant to you, aren't they?"

you 17'ing dolt the stats I used were BEFORE yesterdays game. You are using todays unpdated stats...my facts were dean on moron

I'm curious to see how bad Vandy's offense is this Saturday in Starksville</p>
God knows you will be pulling for a breakout game for their offense.