OFFICIAL 2023 Temple Haiku Thread

DJ Spanky

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
46,436
56,352
113
Expecting Hooters!
Just not the restaurant kind
Let's slap them around.
 

Knight Shift

Heisman
May 19, 2011
85,775
83,330
113
Don't want to find out
I really had a blackout
Just want to get out

(A homage to the great Scorpions)