OFFICIAL 2024 UCLA Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Well, yesterday sucked
Next: U of Central Lincroft
Area-must win.

And hey Joe Nolan
Give it a rest already
Your schtick is old, tired.

 

[wicker]

Bruins in ruins.
Gameday experience too.
VT win long past

 

[Knight Owl]

Dick Vermeil will watch
Battle of coastal elites
Will pass too shall pass?

 

[RUforester72]

Negativity
It’s here there and everywhere
Can’t blame them one bit.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Difficult to get
Excited for the next game
Team needs to improve

 

[365Poster24Seven]

Well, yesterday sucked
Next: U of Central Lincroft
Area-must win.

And hey Joe Nolan
Give it a rest already
Your schtick is old, tired.

Lol

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Denial, anger
Bargaining and depression
Acceptance, team stinks.

 

[Knight Shift]

Denial, anger
Bargaining and depression
Acceptance, team stinks.

De Nile - a river
Depression-a state of mind
Showers will fix stink

 

[Knight Shift]

Negativity
It’s here there and everywhere
Can’t blame them one bit.

Negativity
It’s here there and everywhere
Can’t blame them one bit.

Five syllable words
Such words are very rare birds
Like Rutgers touchdowns

 

[RU at the shore]

What happened , so fast
Big season dreams have vanished
Team please get a win

 

[RW90]

Season downhill fast
4 and 0 so long ago
Hoops Season Save Us

 

[RutHut_rivals]

The walking wounded
Off season breaks and bye weeks
Don't mean much to us

 

[Knight Shift]

Peter Gabriel song
Kate Bush sang-please don't give up
You're not beaten yet

Fans worry too much
It's going to be alright
Never been easy

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

U C at L A
Travels far to Piscataway
Rutgers Homecoming

Let's all wait and see
If Rutgers can rally back
after dismal game

 

[Knight Shift]

Jimmies and the Joes
Injuries have piled up fast
Change the X and O's