Dollars to donuts
Belted KingfishersBelted Kingfishers
Just rolls off the tongue, ya think?
An awesome mascot!
![]()
What's this word salad?I had no idea that Illinois abandoned the Indian mascot for a bird. From my perspective, their whole deal was very pro American Indian so I'm a little confused by this one. At least "Redskins" or "Chief Wahoo" could be construed as insulting. But I think the Illinois mascot was more akin to the Atlanta Braves. Nothing wrong with it that I can see. Whatever.
I had no idea that Illinois abandoned the Indian mascot for a bird. From my perspective, their whole deal was very pro American Indian so I'm a little confused by this one. At least "Redskins" or "Chief Wahoo" could be construed as insulting. But I think the Illinois mascot was more akin to the Atlanta Braves. Nothing wrong with it that I can see. Whatever.
I had no idea that Illinois abandoned the Indian mascot for a bird. From my perspective, their whole deal was very pro American Indian so I'm a little confused by this one. At least "Redskins" or "Chief Wahoo" could be construed as insulting. But I think the Illinois mascot was more akin to the Atlanta Braves. Nothing wrong with it that I can see. Whatever.
Lou had no ideaI had no idea that Illinois abandoned the Indian mascot for a bird. From my perspective, their whole deal was very pro American Indian so I'm a little confused by this one. At least "Redskins" or "Chief Wahoo" could be construed as insulting. But I think the Illinois mascot was more akin to the Atlanta Braves. Nothing wrong with it that I can see. Whatever.
Helping out Lou
Everyone has Haiku fart
Forgive and forget
That was not a fart
That was a poop in the bed
Abomination
Lou knows where I liveThat was not a fart
That was a poop in the bed
Abomination
Spanky Sensitive
Mrs. Screw a bit whiney
Knight Shift has my back
Spanky Sensitive
Mrs. Screw a bit whiney
Knight Shift has my back
Athan's homecomingKaliakmanis
And Ian Strong reunite!
To Beat Illinois!
Play sixty minutes of football.
Block and tackle, Rutgers salvages the season.
Just don't ice the kicker.
Boom boom boom boom boomI'm sorry, Eight-twelve-six??
Did you try to get this right?
This is Haiku Fail
However, at least
It was not a paragraph
But it's still all wrong
Wow, five, seven fiveHaiku post mortem
Game outcome pierces the heart
Haiku provides balm
Rivals
Fresh 2028 WR intel: Miami, Ohio State, Florida and others seize early edges in loaded receiver class
The Knight Report
His D-Line Led the Big Ten in Sacks, Minnesota Fumbled Him. Rutgers Is Hoping to Scoop and Score
The Knight Report
Rutgers Football Fall Camp is Rolling: Get 75% off The Knight Report now - JUST A Few Days Left
Rivals
Highly-recruited 2027 prospect Emily Forrester narrows to 5 finalists
On3
Phil Steele ranks Top 65 wide receiver rooms for 2026 college football season