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OFFICIAL Michigan State Haiku Thread

DJ Spanky

DJ Spanky

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
46,253
56,124
113
Spartans come to town
And get impaled on our lance
Old technology.
 
DJ Spanky

DJ Spanky

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
46,253
56,124
113
Spartans crumble in
The face of adversity
Face our blackout crowd.
 
Knight Shift

Knight Shift

Heisman
May 19, 2011
85,337
82,832
113
Vegas-big point spread.
Spartan secondary thin.
Pass, cover the spread.

Dream scenario.
Ditch run first, defense lights out.
Tear down the goal posts.
 
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GoodOl'Rutgers

Heisman
Sep 11, 2006
123,974
19,584
0
PatrickRU92 said:
When we slit their throats
Red blood on their green jerseys
Will look like Christmas
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NOW THAT IS A HAIKU!

Not only 5-7-5 but each line a separate phrase that, together, paints a vivid picture of a place, setting and feeling. Except.. they will be wearing white.. so maybe "green numbers"? And instead of look like Christmas. maybe feel like Christmas.. minor points, its perfect... really well done.
 
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jmg75

All-Conference
Jan 8, 2008
2,089
1,617
113
Woe to the Spartans
Raritan Banks battle looms
Like Thermopylae
 
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jmg75

All-Conference
Jan 8, 2008
2,089
1,617
113
Spartans and Trojans
One is a sticky condom
But it's Greek to me
 
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NYCTrader

Junior
Sep 26, 2012
252
216
0
Go ask the Spartans,
Stranger passing by,
Got a spare coach we could buy?

(Yes, five five seven
Is often acceptable
In modern Haiku)
 
DJ Spanky

DJ Spanky

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
46,253
56,124
113
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.

(Yes, four lines no rhymes
Completely ridiculous
But works with Haiku)
 
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AreYouNUTS

Heisman
Aug 1, 2001
120,274
53,020
113
They are Green they're White
Scarlet Knights need to show up
Down with Sparty time
 
iReC89

iReC89

All-Conference
Jul 2, 2014
2,368
1,779
78
No Joaquin around
Castle black will be smokin
Knights pledge: 1-0
 
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Ruthinking

All-Conference
Aug 7, 2011
2,134
1,948
113
Green and white will fight
Let's hope blackout rules the night
Both will wear some pink
 
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jmg75

All-Conference
Jan 8, 2008
2,089
1,617
113
King Leonidas
Threw a Persian down the well
Spartans to follow
 
DJ Spanky

DJ Spanky

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
46,253
56,124
113
I posted this for Norfolk State (they're also the Spartans) so I guess it's still appropriate:
DJ Spanky said:
Spartans are coming
Kill! Kill! Blood makes the grass grow.
Even if it's turf.
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And a slight modification to my haiku for the Kansas Jayhawks:

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
Spartan blood is what we'll spill.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
 
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