OK, which one of y'all is this?

[SignalToNoise]

Couple arrested for getting it on in a display shed at Home Depot

 

[archdog]

Cialas

Couple arrested for getting it on in a display shed at Home Depot

This guy reached an age that he knows how to get things done.

 

[The Peeper]

Clean up in the wood sheds please, clean up in wood sheds

 

[Shmuley]

Ain't "sexual relations" according to bubba.

 

[WayboDawg]

I once went to the Walmart gas pump in Waynesboro and decided to use the bathroom after paying for my gas. Before I could reach for the door handle, out came an old man with a cane and a young woman from inside. I turned around and walked back to my truck without a word.

 

[messageboardsuperhero]

Here's my favorite sentence: "The duo was booked into the county jail, where bond has yet to be set."

Yeah, they're a regular Bonnie and Clyde.