How many times do you think Clay has been asked to leave the zoo for ignoring the signs, and repeatedly tapping on the glass in the reptile house? This is some smooth, effortless trolling.
Anyway, for the actual story. He got the canyon between "Alabama student" (who I've found tend to be on the stereotypical southern frat boy side of the spectrum) and "BAMMER super fan" (pictured. repeatedly) right.
And he knows
the UK fans, too!
Kentucky is the chinstrap bearded white guy in the oversized jean shorts and high top tennis shoes who rolls up to your tailgate and says, "Yo, where the bitches at?"
Hey, this guy lives down the street from me. In every direction.